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“They oughta put this face on a stamp”

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

How it feels buying plane tickets a week before at triple the price

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

No thanks, I can’t tonight. I have to catch up on a deal I made with the devil

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

Lighting a camel crush in my room like it’s incense

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

Hitting the hip abduction machine to maximize my manspreading muscles. Get ready ladies

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

@aCalmDood The Incredibles usually makes me forget my sins and regain my moral compass

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

The client has no idea what my zoom background is hiding

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

The alcohol consumption has reached levels previously unexplored by man

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

Hinge wrapped said I was screenshotted and sent to a group chat 37 times this year.

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

The mainframe is too secure. Loosen it up a bit and let something fun slip through

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The most likely outcome is that AI and robots make everyone wealthy. In fact, far wealthier than the richest person on Earth 👀

By this, I mean that people will have access to everything from medical care that is superhuman to games that are far more fun that what exists today.

We do need to make sure that AI cares deeply about truth and beauty for this to be the probable future.

[Ethan Fox @Ethan_Fox50]

The Dodgers have bought their success — winning multiple World Series titles with a payroll nearly double that of the average MLB team.

In this league, you either spend the money or collect the revenue.

Enjoy it while it lasts — this will be the last one.

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

Need an expert on this stat @gimmyjaroppolo

[College Football Campus Tour @cfbcampustour]

URINALS WITH A FIELD VIEW AT MISSOURI STATE

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

Mfs from ny be like ya im from ny

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

I would like to be sponsored by Trader Joe’s frozen burritos. Who’s got a connect?

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

Take her on a second date without remembering anything she said on the first. Be a man

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

The 49ers have decided they will no longer be playing football this season

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

@gimmyjaroppolo

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

This is what an ice cold beer tastes like

[Stophe @Stophe_Music]

@gimmyjaroppolo @LakeShowYo When Luka fans start speaking around me