Phimosis Jones

Sometimes I sit when I pee.

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

Pretty solid thanks https://t.co/QLwWdhTbMl

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Bad news for the good people of Minnesota. Somebody is going to have to catch a beating today and it just happens to be you guys

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@shoe0nhead Do we think he actually sexually harassed women? Or just kinda got psyoped into believing that being a good lib means second guessing every interaction he’s ever had with a woman as possibly being a violation of boundaries?

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@DizzyWitYoBih @basket_review As a Minnesota fan, I’m not sure we have anyone who jumps out as a star player, even if I think the team is very promising. Also there’s 18 teams in the conference now, so it’s just harder to get those awards. If Cade Tyson plays, I think he gets an all-conference spot.

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@flieldy @cabuto76 That’s the I am everything you want, I am everything you need song

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@walkerofdog @joebomb33 @JonRothstein If we could have beaten Duke on the recruiting trail for all the local 5 stars, we could have put together some great teams, but that’s not realistic.

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@MrG00dwrench @JonRothstein Minnesota managed to get to 8-12 in conference last year despite being down 2-3 starters in every game. I’m a big believer in Medved as a coach so far.

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@JamesWest156198 @grok @BigBlackVols It’s wild how comfortable people have gotten, on twitter especially, with just openly hating anyone who isn’t white. This is the most noteworthy recent example of the racist trash talk we receive.

[bob @DearOlState]

we coming

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@JamesWest156198 @grok @BigBlackVols There’s a large Somali population in the Twin Cities yeah. The whole Nick Shirley “Somali fraud” thing led to the ICE invasion in January, and eventually the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Chud sports fans cheer on the ICE killings and make racist memes about it.

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@JamesWest156198 @grok @BigBlackVols As a Minnesota fan, yeah a ton of the sports shit talk that we get now is just “lmao Somalians”

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@RubinReport If only everyone were as kind and decent as Laura Loomer

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Don’t worry. I’m not apologizing for calling these ghetto black communist bitches ghetto black communist bitches.

America can never be allowed to become a communist country.

Black people agree with me that these ratchet women who attack police officers and run around talking about how much they hate whitey are an abomination in our country.

Thank you for standing with me not as a black man, but as an American Patriot.

I appreciate you!

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@Aceathon @GamingAndPandas @Caleb16100 Small blue states and large red states exist, but in aggregate, Democrats are underrepresented in the senate. This is from after the 2022 midterms, at which point Democrats had just won a 51-49 majority. The senate is effectively Republican DEI.

https://t.co/VqyCUc3Yqh

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@textbookvillain @emptycalzone It has never occurred to me to judge someone for having wet hair. Maybe because I’m a man? Like maybe don’t come to the office in basketball shorts and flip flops, but wet hair? “Omg that person showered recently, how embarrassing!” That thought has never popped into my head

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@TheCrewGame Playing video games will soon be the only affordable way to drive a semi truck

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@PetersonLJacob @GophinAround 2019 Minnesota and 2024 Indiana both went 11-2, but Minnesota beat 2 ranked teams and Indiana didn’t beat any.

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@BiggzDog @GopherInsight @N0ELTHOMPSON @GopherHole Jonathan Smith and Matt Rhule got paid more than PJ Fleck for worse results

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@GopherInsight @BiggzDog @N0ELTHOMPSON @GopherHole We also don’t pay our assistants anything, which is why so many good ones have left

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@DTC031 @N0ELTHOMPSON The admin doesn’t give him any money to hire coordinators, that’s why Joe Rossi and Corey Hetherman aren’t here anymore, and even Rossi was an internal promotion that worked out. New ST coordinator looks good. Player development, idk we seem to get guys drafted every year.

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@MJNDesigner @CodyModyMody44 @zekewill1980 They weren’t playing this quarterback for like any of those games

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@RedditCFB Is that Chris Rabb

[Phimosis Jones @StoptheGaben]

@Csmitty12_21 @CFBHome @DearOlState I don’t think they’d vote for the corrupt warmongering pedophile running the country right now. That’s why the right wing court had to shoot down the Voting Rights Act. Republicans are still getting destroyed in November, but maybe not quite as badly now