StorfYEET 🦖🦕

Nerd extraordinaire, artist, Red Car Dad forever and always JINGLE JANGLE #dingding she/her

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

I mean this with all sincerity: fuck that big man-baby wannabe dictator. That goes for MAGA and ICE too. NO KINGS IN THIS COUNTRY! 🇺🇸 #nokings

[WWE @WWE]

YEET!!!

#RoyalRumble

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

@nocontextpawnee This account never misses 😂

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

We are so screwed

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

❌Medicare for All
❌Banning congressional stock trading
❌Getting money out of politics
❌Voting rights
❌Reproductive rights
❌College for All
❌Universal childcare
❌Criminal justice reform
���Housing for All

✅Banning TikTok

[kevikev @KevCoke6]

I’m not a huge user of TikTok. If anything, I use it for travel ideas. However, I find it insane how our country worked faster to get an app banned than it did to get assault rifles banned mass shooting after mass shooting.

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

Might be time for an upgrade 😬

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Introducing #NintendoSwitch2, the successor to Nintendo Switch, releasing in 2025.

Learn more: https://t.co/m8FoQWfYcv

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

@AshesofValyria Always felt the backlot deserved a real life House of Mouse

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

Probably the Dodgers because there’s no justice in the world

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

The Roki Sasaki sweepstakes are down to THREE teams 🍿

Where does he end up signing?

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

Evan had his very first Christmas show tonight and I definitely felt like the mom in Mean Girls while recording him sing 😂

[IGN @IGN]

Ciri takes the mantle in The Witcher 4. Watch the brand new trailer from #TheGameAwards

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

@RoxasBennison

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

@Das_Austerman THE WORST

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

@nocontextpawnee Something about this moment just makes me so happy every time I see it

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

I’m not ok 😭

[MLB @MLB]

Brandon Crawford has announced his retirement after 14 seasons, three All-Star selections, four Gold Gloves, a Silver Slugger Award, and two #WorldSeries championships.

[StorfYEET 🦖🦕 @Storfy33]

I’m so fucking depressed 😭

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Thank you, Alyssa 🧡

We are grateful for your impact in the Clubhouse, on the field and across the game of baseball. You have inspired all of us and blazed a trail for women in sports. Best of luck in your new role!