Michael Shaw

Teller of tales, writer of horror, mystery, suspense, science fiction, and whatever tickles at my brain and begs to be told.

[joe @joeypierogies]

not the first time pat verbeek has gotten absolutely rocked by the flyers…

[Michael Shaw @StoriesToDieFor]

@NancyMace He pardoned Donald Trump?

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@Riley_Gaines_ Hey, Fifth Place, you support a rapist and a pedophile. Maybe this isn't the butterfly stroke for you either, eh?

[Michael Shaw @StoriesToDieFor]

@spencerpratt Actually, British Slang For Idiot, you're wrong. Again. Consistently. It's almost like your name is literally the reason the English call people who are idiots prats. But, hey, you have a blue check mark and mindless followers who believe the nonsense you spew.

[Michael Shaw @StoriesToDieFor]

@spencerpratt The "communist" has been in office for 6-months, genius. Investing in infrastructure is not a 6-month project. It takes years and years, from city, state, and federal agencies.

It also requires tax increases.

It's no wonder that the English use 'prat' as slang for idiot.

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@Ohdoctah Ironic since Colin Cowherd and Stephen A Smith are both basically morons. Of course they don't respect intellect. They don't understand it.

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@RealMamaEagle Thanks, Boston!

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Secretary of War Hegseth has declared war on the troops he's supposed to represent. By ending the mandatory flu vaccination, he's killed more American service members than Iran, the country he and Donald Trump literally started a war with, has.

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@JonMarksMedia @PensareBBall And is several years older.

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@magachrchpastr You're right. We deserve so much better. This punishment for your sins being imposed on all of us seems rather unfair.

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@975TheFanatic How dare you slander Von Hayes like this!

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@VivekGRamaswamy May be hard for you to understand, because you're a self-absorbed idiot, but these aren't restrictions or mandates, they're recommendations to ease the stress on the power grid and infrastructure because our "leaders" ignore upgrades until it's too late. Hope this helps.

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@MattWalshBlog Your IQ doesn't go about 68 all year round.

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@tedcruz May come as a surprise, Senator, but if you and your compatriots invested in our nation's infrastructure and upgraded the energy grid, such precautions would be lessened. You live in Texas, when you're not living in your own delusions, and your state has made similar requests.

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@covie_93 Because the truth is that he's unconscious and drooling on himself most of the time and that's not exactly flattering.

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@allthedogspleaz I see the similarity. Teddy Roosevelt would have been riding on a horse. Donald Trump is a horse's ass.

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@PuckTherapy Lehigh Valley, probably.

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@MattWalshBlog How do you know Matt's a racist without him saying he's racist. Oh, wait, he just did. Fuck off, Matt.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Michael Shaw @StoriesToDieFor]

@aintscarylarry No. This sack of shit would have been wearing a Nazi uniform while going with his fellow Nazis to Anne Frank.