Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch

on the beach everything is halal

[Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch @Stormy_Robyn]

Have some flowers, you deserve them

[Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch @Stormy_Robyn]

Haven't used this shit platform for anything other than reading top-notch fanfic in forever, but fuck @elonmusk. Decolonization now. Ceasefire now. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free 🇵🇸

[Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch @Stormy_Robyn]

@JagexEd I'm begging you. This is a huge problem. My husband has been playing for 20 years. Please help! 🙏

[Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch @Stormy_Robyn]

@JagexEd my husband had his account hacked somehow & the hacker stole his username. How can he get it back? He couldn't figure out how to reach a moderator via the runescape website and has asked me to reach out to you on Twitter for instructions. Please please help me help him!

[Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch @Stormy_Robyn]

@mattzollerseitz I received my copy of the Deadwood Bible today, and I almost cried. I never doubted I would one day hold this book in my hands. Thank you for your years of effort and love that made this a reality. #Hoopleheads4life

[Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch @Stormy_Robyn]

@AnneLouiseAvery Congratulations! I am so excited for this 💖 I would love to see the twitter tales collected in book form one day...

[Anne Louise Avery @AnneLouiseAvery]

An icy wind – lamps flicker low across Moscow. The Bear was longing for cream & pastry, for Napoleon Cake. He went to a bakery on Myasnitskaya, then took the pale pink box to his grandmother's flat & they sat by the electric fire & ate slices as tall as the Little Corporal's Hat.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

some kids are horse girls, others were Lord of the Rings nerds who taught ourselves Elvish and had impeccable Gollum impressions and have been known to yell “let this be the hour when we draw swords together!” or “it comes in PINTS? I’m getting one!” at inappropriate moments.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

this year we’re cancelling casual wear and bringing back ball gowns, billowing cloaks, waistcoats and vests, a mask that only covers half your face, a white dress for running along the cliffs to escape your vampire lover.

[RANA. @haIateez]

@glittergIam thank u https://t.co/8n8fz7KLk5

[Robyn Ah-lek-SAY-uh-vitch @Stormy_Robyn]

My whole entire heart 💔

[Anne Louise Avery @AnneLouiseAvery]

Five-and-twenty to four. A train creaked into the Halt. One passenger, a small koala bear, fur singed, battered suitcase. Old Fox was there to meet him. They embraced for a long time, but didn't speak. There were really no words.

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, who was born #OTD in 1892

[lil venice bitch @MikeDolanVEVO]

My uncle (111 M) gifted me (50 M) a ring before leaving to go travelling. A close family friend (2,019 M) told me to destroy the ring due to problematic associations with the jeweller who made it, but the ring is precious to me and I would feel guilty throwing it away. AITA?

[Anne Louise Avery @AnneLouiseAvery]

New Year's Eve. Old Fox found Wolf in bed under a dozen blankets. What's the point, he said. There is every point, said Fox. And he heaved him up & gave him a strong cup of tea & made him walk to the top of the frost-hard hills & look far, far across the furrowed, wintering land.

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

When I bend down to pick up my cat but she runs away

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

Me: *typing*
how long. is friscin.salmon hoof tot. afterz dud fate

Google: bitch did you mean “how long is frozen salmon good for after due date”?

Me: ........yes.

Google: Good lord. Here are 400,000 answers, you dumb ass bitch:

[Blerds Online @BlerdsOnline]

Shout out to Tom from MySpace. Homie cashed his check, and bounced. He never tried to influence elections, be an advocate for "free speech," purchase competitors, sell our information or any of that. Just taught us all some basic HTML and rolled out.

[m @swiftdreamstn]

to celebrate jesus birthday here's a video of him singing in the subway https://t.co/oheWLNnyIQ

[Adam Morgan @adamm0rgan]

sex is great but have you ever opened a book with a map in the front

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

actually the wiseman was named frankincense, what he brought was called frankincense’s gift a lot of people make that mistake