Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️

Democracy matters.

[Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️ @jpwixted]

Please please next time vote for the boring competent person.

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

DO NOT HOLD DOORS has no vowels besides O, and its word lengths increase sequentially

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Leave his fucking corn alone, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Guy just has it. If he was born in Queens he’d be the front runner.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Stephanie Wei @StephanieWei]

Dude just showed up handing out pizzas, people cheering each other on to close down the street, everyone scooching over to make room for one more … never seen more love and unity. #knicksinfive

[Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️ @jpwixted]

@BulwarkOnline @SarahLongwell25 @jtoonkel Wow, that’s what the other side of the office looks like? #peekbehindthecurtain

[Covie @covie_93]

Can we just step back and realize how messed up it is to put your name on someone's memorial in the first place???

[Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️ @jpwixted]

A legend…

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Gene Shalit, Mussed-Up Movie Critic of the 'Today' Show, Dies at 100 https://t.co/tLyfbRrhmL

[Acyn @Acyn]

Elias: Why does California have signature matching? They have it to satisfy the same right-wing zealots who claim there’s fraud, right?

So they do this whole kabuki theater that takes all of this time in order to contend with the fact that people say that if you don’t do signature matching, there’s going to be fraud. And then they get attacked for taking the time to do that very thing.

The fact that the New York Times thinks there’s a middle ground here… Here’s my message: I don’t compromise with Republicans because there is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist, and they are trying to burn down democracy.

[Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️ @jpwixted]

@SandraB82981565 @atrupar Whew

[Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️ @jpwixted]

@SketchesbyBoze This is one of my most cherished possessions

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

The annual Pentecost tradition (today!) at Rome's Pantheon is a moment of extraordinary beauty.

It occurs every year on the seventh Sunday after Easter. At noon, after the Holy Mass, thousands of rose petals are dropped through the oculus of the mighty dome.

As the petals fall, a choir sings "Veni Sancte Spiritus," known as the Golden Sequence, a masterpiece of sacred Latin poetry.

This is to celebrate the descent of the Holy Spirit on the Virgin Mary and the Apostles.

The rose petal ritual likely dates back to 607 AD when the pagan temple became a Christian church.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Lost baby lamb reunited with its mother..🐑🥺❤️

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

The irony of Trump’s ‘Hot Chub Slime Machine’ post is that he is deathly afraid of water and you will never see him in a pool or on a boat. Lifelong phobia. Plus, he can’t swim. Most folks like to explain it with ‘wet hair’ jokes but like everything w/DJT the defect goes deep.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️ @jpwixted]

@M_Marakovits Outfit=immaculate.

[Where's My Corn?👳🏻‍♂️ @jpwixted]

@LucifersTweetz @barsoomian @Laurie0801 @lanechanged Because then black and brown people would get something that would help them and they can’t stand that.