peyton story

[OLEG BOLTMAN @ElHijoDelSimon]

highlights of a Beef Wellington recipe, including all the fellas sharing a laugh about some cream and a knowing look from Emeril as everyone communicates without having to say it, going nuts for wine, and a great ad lib about using a spatula

[Katyayani Shukla @aibytekat]

this guy literally drops banger after banger:

[Matthew Foldi @MatthewFoldi]

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[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef

[pj @pjayevans]

If you like music, definitely make sure to check out Spotify or Apple Music

[graze @xogravy]

do caterpillars know what’s going to happen to them

[pj @pjayevans]

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so the players don’t have to keep picking it up

[Osvaldo12 @Osvaldocar12]

More than 3 years ago, famous Roman emperor, Caesar Augustus passed away

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

Buy Greenland

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

Goodnight, Tiger Nation.

Tonight actually happened.

[Keg @KegDaddy]

I’ve never laughed harder at a game in my life than in this moment here

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

Good morning.

This isn’t photoshopped. You’re not dreaming.

Your Missouri Tigers are a top-10 team.

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

A perfectly executed fake punt will always be one of the sexiest plays in football. Example A:

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

THE THICCER KICKER SAYS FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF kANSAS

[World Cup Out Of Context @WorldCup__26]

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[Gunners @Gunnersc0m]

Mikel Arteta has made his latest signing to enhance the feelgood vibe at Arsenal — a chocolate Labrador.

The dog, who is affectionately called “Win”, spends most days at the club’s training ground at London Colney, Hertfordshire. Arteta was inspired to do the deal last month, hoping to exploit research that has shown petting a dog can be calming, improve a mood and reduce stress levels. He also thinks she can enhance the spirit of togetherness that has carried Arsenal’s title challenge this season. [@garyjacob]

[Could Be The Move @CouldBeTheMove]

Wake up earlier than your Dad on vacation.

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

THE GATES OF GATES HAVE SWEPT GOOD OLD ROCKY FLOP AND ARE OFF TO THE SEMIS

[Mizzou Hoops @MizzouHoops]

Green Light Gholston @DreeGholston4 🚦🥳

#MIZ 🐯