Jenn 🖤

They/She. Neurospicy. I do a lot of stupid stuff, make a lot of mistakes, and disappear quite often.
I'm human. Quite a fatal flaw of mine.

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

Moving over to 🦋 not like I'm actually active here anymore, but still don't know what to do with all this. So...
https://t.co/YFSlqcDkTh

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

Literally was supposed to get ahead this week, having an extra check, a little more solid financial ground.
Suddenly have three new lights pop up on the car and she's idling and driving funny. I'm gonna lose it. 🙃🙃🙃

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

Whoever the Foley artists were for Monster Mash (2000) I just want you to know, I appreciate you because the steps while walking around the castle is literally my favorite sound ever.
Forever love this movie. 🖤🎃🦇

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

I know The Mummy is a well known bi awakening movie, but I nominate Twister from the 90s to be added to that list.

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

thinking about chappell roan saying she’s demisexual but wishes she wasn’t so she could just be casual about sex but the thought of having sex makes her really anxious. i know we all love her for silly fun music but she also kinda regularly makes me feel less alone lol

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

Me: I'm totally emotionally stable and having a good day.
Me: *has cried 3 separate times today because I finally listened to the new version of Pink Skies and haven't been the same since*

[Yomanajahh @yomanajahhh]

In Target tonight & I hear a mom say "We don't celebrate July 4th because Hawaii is still illegally occupied" to her 10 year old daughter. Love to hear these conversations happening.

[jim🌙🍉 @bymuracommie]

all these fucking d&d shows why the fuck do I have a job rn

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

you know a boycott is working when you see brands coming out with sales, collabs, and other things to try and reel people back in

dont let something simple like an anime character on a sauce packet stop you from boycotting mcdonald’s

[Lizard 🦎 (Perpetually insincere sounding) @smrchildsadness]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BC HE DIDNT HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HES SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG IM EMOTIONALLY RUINED

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

This will always, probably, be one of my favorite Breaking News segments ever.
Also. Brennan's reaction is truly the most pure and beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

i think about this breaking news clip like once a week

[holly ᯓ★ @spongebobinof]

the fact that the creator of the lesbian flag is living in poverty while corporations are profiting from their design is absolutely disgusting. since it’s pride month pls help out if you can, especially cishet allies! and screw rainbow capitalism

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

Me: I mean. I obviously feel emotions, it's just a lot.
Me having to use a Feelings Wheel for therapy homework: I have apparently never felt any emotions before and this SUCKS. Is this what it's supposed to be like???

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

It's 2024 and the world keeps going backwards.
This is so fucking ignorant and hateful.
I hate this hellscape.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

The government in Peru has officially changed its laws to legally classify transgender, nonbinary and intersex people as “mentally ill”

[Pelham @Resist_05]

Dear world… I would like to report a theft 🇵🇸

[clip @imnotclip]

Why u telling us? Ur literally the president

[Jenn 🖤 @StoryTimeJenn]

Me mispronouncing a word at work and everyone chiming in like the seagulls from Finding Nemo to make fun of me.

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

This is so real