em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇

impossible just means try again

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

the first chapter of ‘learn how to fly’, my princess diaries 2 au fic is now up!! I’ve been working on this for a really long time and I’m proud of it! will be posting new chapters as and when I can 🤍

https://t.co/0O1xCI0QQ3

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

technically it was yesterday but i’m english so i got the episode 7 years ago today

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

SEVEN YEARS

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

it turns out me and oomf live like 19 miles away from each other and now we kiss sometimes 🥰 (my girlfriend of 2 years)

[lauren 𖤓˚࿔ @paladinlozz]

the uk is so small the likelihood of being geographically within 3hrs distance of an oomf at all times is probably quite high…

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

the new dnp video

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

i was doing some neuroimaging yesterday and there has to be a certain distance between the cap to between the eyebrows for it to fit right and I truly genuinely almost said to the participant ‘I just need to measure from the cap to your glabella’

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

it’s been 7 years and i’ve just realised that this implies his own mum and dad didnt know he’d been in a relationship for almost a decade at that point. I don’t know his personal life so it’s none of my business but it does devastate me a little bit

[maria @pinofdnp]

the concept of coming out via email and starting it with Hello gang

[j @tiredzzzz67]

twitter mutuals to lovers

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

this reminds me of a fitness influencer I followed for being super body positive but then she shifted to posting things on her story that were like ‘have you been to the gym today? yes 💪 or no I hate myself and am good for nothing’ EVERYDAY! like girlie I have a job

[⚜️ @namoicon]

I have a job

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year”

Me on Monday, March 16th 2026:

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

Conservatives who attend church weekly are the least likely to have ever been diagnosed with a mental health condition.

Liberals who have low attendance are the most likely to have a diagnosis.

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

combine them both and you get stede bonnet

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Pink Pony Club but instead of being about a girl who leaves her family to chase her dream of being an openly queer dancer, it’s called Pete’s Pirate Pub & it’s about a scallywag who abandons his wife & child to pursue his dream of being an unapologetic alcoholic

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

please let this exact scene be playing out in real life

[saturn 🪻 @aquariusbutch]

“a lesbian heated rivalry would do just as well” a league of their own was cancelled after one season. try again.

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

i am phil for many reasons like we could have done the same masters and been besties but the main one is that I think I got us together with absolutely no intense planning from her

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

I sent this to my gf before realising it was about dnp so basically we are them

[tofu @Drenchedlnlt]

*** & ****

[yara 💘 @dykeinof]

i have never had sex with a man but i will never be caught dead calling myself a gold star lesbian, if you see me tweeting about being a gold star lesbian it’s a sign i’ve been kidnapped and you should immediately call the authorities

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

can i admit that despite them literally posting about their garden before, it took me until them talking about the garden in wdapteo for me to realise the phouse is a house not a flat. i just assumed because a flat is their natural habitat

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

every day of my life I think about the kimchi sushi I ate in a vegan restaurant while on a work trip to mexico city but unfortunately I live in england so that sushi is quite far away

[em 🏴‍☠️🥂🦇 @ineffableteach]

@kyung_smol I’m doing a phd in acoustic phonetics (speech science and linguistics) and I desperately want to do this but I don’t have the time to collect all the clips so if someone could find and convert some clips to .wav I’ll do it in like an hour lol