MayhemStoryland

Christian Mayhem - Author of edgy Contemporary romances not yet seen by the public.

#TheLadyChronicles

is me... -seriously.

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#TheLadyChronicles is coming soon.

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@JEllsworthHowe Well... You are a peasant in the literary world. How fitting.
#AKA #IamJules

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@JEllsworthHowe Then you woke up the next morning and ruminated that no news was good news. You're being a wuss darling. Get yourself together. We don't need them.
We are creative. 👑
We are smart .💯
We got style.💋

#IamJules #motivationalspeech
#amwriting #mayhemstoryland

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@JEllsworthHowe Cinderella's cleaning the house and her Prince sneaks out to the bar. Pissed off, she calls her fairy godmother who casts a spell using a toad and plunger. The prince suddenly appears in the kitchen to cook dinner and ends the night by giving his princess a foot message.
The End.

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These ladies are my warriors. This poor man has no chance.
#proud of my #AlterEgo 's.

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I sway more towards Regal, spirituality.
Enigma - Gravity of Love
#alterego #IamJules
#JulesRockingPlaylist
https://t.co/oDONzPxRLq

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I'm back and I know now my purpose.
#ChristianMayhem #AlterEgo
Are you ready for it?
#IamJules #amwriting
#damnedit

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Hello Cruel world. #Twitterverse
Its been a while but tonight, the queen is feeling some #witty rhetoricals.

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@TheBitc39938036 #FitForAQueen #ChristianMayhem

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Am I the only one who thinks the sound of a quality metronome is soothing?
#amwriting #calmingsounds
#IamJules

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@TheBitc39938036 #TakesOneToKnowOne

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Just sayin...

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My face means nothing but you will follow nonetheless. Loyalty is found when trust is earned and only then, will you experience genuine power on earth.

#IamJules
#ArtistUnknown

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@JEllsworthHowe He is seriously the most ornery man on earth and the master of bad taste but for some reason, we loved hating him. #RIP #Hugo

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@JEllsworthHowe Power spoken in each consonant.
#ChristianMayhem

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@JEllsworthHowe #writerslift Don't be shy and help a girl out. Who knows. Maybe someone will notice.

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@JEllsworthHowe I see #Goodtimes on that wall. A lifetime full of them.

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Queens are not suppose to teach but here I am teaching spelling to peasant children like a commoner. #CoronaUpdate

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Repeating these to myself all weekend long 🙏

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You can't see me.
#amwriting
#QuarantineAndChill
#IamJules