TheBitch

I am a bitch.
Sorry in advance but on the plus side...
I'm a funny bitch. You'll be a little amused, + a little pissed.
#alterego #ChristianMayhem #Avi is me

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

Just go with it. I promise it's going somewhere.
#alterego
#ChristianMayhem @StorylandMayhem
#amwriting

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

I am pro-choice.
This includes abortion rights and vaccine mandates. If you are one but not the other, you may be a hypocrite. #justsaying

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

@JEllsworthHowe She's Rock and Roll living in a sea of Stepford wives. She builds a boat and floats away into the sunset blaring "We're not gonna take it" by Twisted Sister while flipping them off. She meets a hot pirate who loves giving foot messages and she lives happily ever after.
The end.

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

It's been awhile since I've seen the light but todays events were too perfect to resist. A small town politician had no idea who he's messing with and gets smacked with two lessons. #truestory

1-This bitch has got a big mouth.
2-She can write a mean comeback.
#TheBitchIsBack

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

Am I the only one who thinks the sound of a quality metronome is soothing?
#amwriting #calmingsounds
#IamJules

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

Just sayin...

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

@JEllsworthHowe

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

@JEllsworthHowe You've been running from your demons a long fucking time my friend. I hope you are up there now drinking with them becuase I know if you are....

You are happy. #rocknroll

#Splendorgrass

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

@JEllsworthHowe Angry Eyes
Confident stride
Rolex
#OhYah

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

You can't see me.
#amwriting
#QuarantineAndChill
#IamJules

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

FYI, bitch is in the dictionary. The kids told me so. #CoronaUpdate

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

If being a bitch was an Olympic sport, I'd either win by a landslide or punch the bitch out who did take the gold and win by process of elimination. #winning
#TakeThatToTheBank

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

I'm starting to think I'm not a people person.

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

Sit in your chair and twiddle your thumbs, little man. I won't mention your little mind and how incapable it is of a brilliant thought.
I see how much you wish you were more but that requires balls.

We both know you don't have any.
#AlterEgo
@JEllsworthHowe & @StorylandMayhem

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

@JEllsworthHowe @lalalandagain @marijam30344730 Oh yes. #AlterEgo #ChristianMayhem

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

The bitch is inside of every single person on earth. Man, woman or anything between, embrace your inner bitch. Look in the mirror every day and smile before saying out loud...

"You, are a bad ass bitch."

I promise, it will lift you up.
PS... DON'T forget to smile.

[Kel Sebastian @SanuroSwordsman]

@TheBitc39938036 @StorylandMayhem You had me at Christian Mayhem.

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

Life's a bitch, then you die.
I'm okay with that as long as it's a happy bitch. She's got spunk...

Or a feisty bitch. She's fun too and can hold her liquor...

Or a sexy bitch. She comes often... #Budumbum

Or a sassy bitch. She's gotta smart mouth...

There's plenty of options.

[MayhemStoryland @StorylandMayhem]

Nobody wants to live in reality. Everyone lives in a fantasy world and in my world, I am queen.
#amwriting #IamJules

[TheBitch @TheBitc39938036]

Being a bitch is not easy.
It takes practice.

#amwriting #IamJules