Papa Storytime (parody)

Social distancing works better when you're far away. Might or might not be a cat.

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Is it Art? A (very) Short Film: https://t.co/CpZLtruoYF via @YouTube

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JFC!

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Team Statement

Scuderia Ferrari is pleased to announce that Lewis Hamilton will be joining the team in 2025, on a multi-year contract.

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@GailSimone Does Vin Diesel count?

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@Dragon_Age_Fans @GRCinemaTicket Shock to the system

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@BioWareProblems

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@ClaireMax Arms.

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@Dragon_Age_Fans As someone who either can't decide where to spend points or forgets about it, this does not bother me at all.

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@Dragon_Age_Fans @wendeeluvz

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@BioWareProblems

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@Dragon_Age_Fans Home-made pasticcio

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX https://t.co/hZmGG07fb4

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@KrystinaArielle https://t.co/JKxUXCvkFk

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@Dragon_Age_Fans Sara has enthusiasm
Josie has empathy
Leliana has technique
Isabella has experience and an adventurous nature.

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@Dragon_Age_Fans

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@Dragon_Age_Fans I've never played DAA.

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@Dragon_Age_Fans @Hrungry

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@amandadeibert Kitchen Aid.

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@Dragon_Age_Fans Yeah, I bought a PS5 so I could play Forbidden West. Fortunately, GameStop club (or whatever they call it) notified me whenever they got consoles in. Took a few tries but eventually got one.

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@GailSimone

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@Dragon_Age_Fans Dagna. If there's no chance that the whole thing could blow up in your face and take out half the keep, why are you keeping it secret anyway?

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@NicciHowe @Dragon_Age_Fans And that's why he wins!