Katie

worker, daughter, Enron money management award recipient, list creator, am i doing this right? thought cultivator, biodegradable human

[Katie @StorytimeK]

@domerooni The transformation into middle age has already begun

[Katie @StorytimeK]

@domerooni If you’d bought that hat from the JFK library, you’d be knee deep in bbqs by now

[Katie @StorytimeK]

Every time I use a semi-colon; doesn’t look right to me; might as well throw it in there; hope it makes the sentence look more professional

[Katie @StorytimeK]

With all the talk of #skincare it feels like we’re all in a post-apocalyptic YA novel. Like you were born into the tribe of oily - you will fear all face oils, must avoid the summer sun as it bringeth the oily doom, you must always travel with matte products and blotting sheets

[Katie @StorytimeK]

Thanks to this game I now have a name for my autobiography: "Butt-Fumble" #UGAvsTenn

[Katie @StorytimeK]

Favorite sign from #WomensMarch #AtlantaMarch

[Katie @StorytimeK]

Everytime the Marta stops,everybody cheers 4 the next group coming on.i wish this enthusiasm happened everytime I was on Marta #AtlantaMarch

[Katie @StorytimeK]

@11alivenewsdesk I don't want to stay home today, please make this weather dissipate faster 😗💨
#WomensMarch

[Katie @StorytimeK]

#IStandWithPP https://t.co/a88F6EzGam

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"Now kiss" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"Are you saying maybe that Reagan wasn't Jesus??" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"Talk to your doctor about Aleppo" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"It feels like they're getting a divorce" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"Believe me, believe me...I have the best genitals" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"The drinking game should have just been, drink every time trump drinks" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"I can't remember what the question was" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

"There's so much sexual tension up there" #debatenight

[Katie @StorytimeK]

This #debatenight is intense

[Katie @StorytimeK]

Just a heads up I'm tweeting quotes I'm hearing from the group I'm watching this #debatenight with. I'm not that creative

[Katie @StorytimeK]

You cannot eliminate Pepe #debatenight