Jacob

Husband & Father, Christian, amateur writer, professional budgeter, frustrated political American

[Jacob @Storytimedad83]

All the hate and pain of the last few days and this is what my people do to respond. Thousands of members took days off work to respond to a flood in a small community. Call us what you want, but this is what true Christians do

[Jacob @Storytimedad83]

My heart (and house) are full. Not only is our daughter home from college for the weekend, but our 2yo goddaughter is here living with us for a few weeks. Life doesn't get much better

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@4thdegreeofmom Thanks, she's a really good dog

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@1000HolyPlaces Totally agree

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@4thdegreeofmom She's supervising the baby on a car ride

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@dustinharding Cars depreciate in value, so there is almost never any increase

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@NerdyNighthawk It's fun to fly with the birds

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@NoblestCalling That's funny, I was just teasing

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I'm flying home right now with the college kiddo. This is very exciting. My excitement level is only slightly lower after seeing the mechanic duct taping the flaps down. Here we go!!!

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@NerdyNighthawk @stretchyWombat Human sacrifice pit

[Jacob @Storytimedad83]

@Shane00 @BlackBlessedLDS 1st, I guarantee some time like the Lakers has been whispering a higher number in his agents ears
2nd, at least some of those injuries have been wink wink injuries/recovery timelines with the team

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@CerebralCereal0 @BlackBlessedLDS I almost started my own sect when I saw that BYU left the Mountain West conference...like...how could the brethren lose sight of the path so badly

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@NerdyNighthawk No, I thought you were mocking my team

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Why is this still at the Jazz store in the airport? And why is it still so stupid expensive?

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@NerdyNighthawk Careful child...certain insults get you cut out of the will...the Jazz are the only NBA team this family roots for

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@jmillincook I like thrifted, that's a good one to address to the lexicon

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We're at a restraunt tonight and a sports talk show was on one of the TVs. My 14yo asked why Temu Lin Manuel Miranda was talking about basketball. I am a very proud father right now.

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@kariwarburton

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@WesleyW62623 No wrong answers here, but Jurassic Park gets the slight edge for me