StratWhiz v1.1final⚡

Strategist. Management Consultant. Ex-Fortune 500 fixer

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How I turned a “v0.3 resume” into a Fortune 500 offer.

3-Act Framework I still roast with.

Act 1 → The Hook #StratWhiz #ResumeRoast

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@kumar87656 @HDFCBank_Cares @HDFC_Bank Hi, Has this been resolved? One of my friend is planning to get HDFC jumbo loan. Appreciate your guidance. Thanks

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@Shivashant6 Hi, Has this been resolved? One of my friend is planning to get HDFC jumbo loan. Appreciate your guidance. Thanks

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@Ashutosh_ksyp @HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares Hi, Has this been resolved? One of my friend is planning to get HDFC jumbo loan. Appreciate your guidance. Thanks

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@harshitgupta16_ @HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares @HomeLoansByHDFC Hi, Has this been resolved? One of my friend is planning to get HDFC jumbo loan. Appreciate your guidance. Thanks

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Unsaid rule in consulting 👇

Your CC list is a hierarchy chart, not a lottery
Partner first. Analyst last
Same for clients

Mess it up & no one will say anything
They’ll just quietly judge you

Five seconds to reorder CCs
can save you from looking like you don’t belong 😄

#MBB

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Got to witness Republic Day at Reliance Township, Jamnagar 🇮🇳

Honestly?
Didn’t expect this level of scale, precision and energy.

Everything ran like clockwork.

Pure class.
Truly a mesmerising experience.

@relianceindltd

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@Ashish84419370 @Ronitper On point @Ashish84419370 🥂. In a country where labourers are treated as disposable, ambition naturally points to air-conditioned offices.

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@boring_expto3z @Ronitper Totally. Respect doesn’t pay rent.
Fair wages do.🥂

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@AbC967041505 Indeed @AbC967041505 buddy, Too many bosses. Too few builders.

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Careful, that’s a billionaire’s daughter with an Oxford MBA. Those buzzwords cost more than our salaries!!

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Davos, Switzerland: Speaking about her microfinance company 'Svatantra,' Ananya Birla, Director of Aditya Birla Group says, "...When it comes to Svatantra, it's a business with a heart. There's a lot of value creation and profitability, but it also comes with impact... You can see Svatantra's growth story. We have the lowest NPAs in the entire industry. The microfinance industry goes through a lot of ups and downs... But Svatantra has been able to, and my team and I have been able to really see beyond that and somehow manage it with the right disbursal and collection strategies in place."

Speaking about Birla Estate, she says, "...I don't want to exaggerate on the performance, but under 24 hours, we sold out in Gurugram, which was a great achievement for the team... The CAGR of our Birla Estates has been 92%. We are the fastest-growing currently. We are very bullish on the NCR belt currently. Noida is a fantastic market. We have a very special project, and it's luxurious. It's called the third tower in the Nihara series, located in Worli... In terms of amenities, we have really gone all out to give our consumers and people who buy into the brand and trust us to give them the best possible place to live... We have Mitsubishi on board for a couple of projects as well. So it's about partnering with people who share similar value systems, who believe in the India real estate market..." (21.01)

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@gordonramashray Me in that office: smiling, nodding, and silently questioning all my life choices. 🫣

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@ihyomeo Dom Adam - living proof that if you drive fast enough, you can outrun logic, plot holes, and apparently every law enforcement agency in existence 💀

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@vikramhegde Police: “These glasses will identify criminals.”
Babus: beep beep beep beep… almost everyone. 💀

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@NC_Renic First draft: chaos.
Last draft: chaos in a tuxedo.
Writing tip: always aim for elegance.

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@randomrecruiter “Nothing to worry about” is HR-speak for: we’re about to make your calendar regret existing. 🫤

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@WeekendInvestng Relief rally… powered entirely by Trump’s mood swings. Buy low when he’s cranky, sell high when he smiles. 💀

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@BellaBaddie__ “Oh, you were mid-thought? Let me erase that for you.” - Twitter, probably

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@ConsultingHumor “Sirrrrrrrrrrrrr, we recommend AI… because recommending AI is how we justify our existence.” 😅

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@gauravsabnis Foreign tours as cinematic set pieces: picturesque backdrops, suspenseful gestures, and a supporting cast that’s paradoxically all desi. 😅

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@simphiweyinkoc_ They call it an open-door policy; we call it a trapdoor for overenthu employees.

More about behavioral surveillance under the guise of transparency. 😉