stratton rymer

[stratton rymer @StrattonRymer]

Sarah freeman for president #presents2k26

[stratton rymer @StrattonRymer]

@samanthafxrman But also same

[stratton rymer @StrattonRymer]

@samanthafxrman Telling on you in the group for being a sad bitch

[clintoris @clintoris]

Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede

[stratton rymer @StrattonRymer]

Still have the best daddy around

[stratton rymer @StrattonRymer]

No need for a social media shout out to my amazing dad bc he doesn't trust the internet and says his "sausage fingers" make it hard to type

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

we all need to chill. i won’t go first but it’s something i've noticed.

[Basic Ass Michelle 🤷🏽‍♀️ @mmathis13]

Chile these men be “interested” in me and literally ask me nothing about myself. Might ask what I like to do for fun and give a compliment here and there. But that’s it. And have the nerve to wonder why Im not interested. Sir you don’t like me, you lust me. Dats it.

[stratton rymer @StrattonRymer]

ME

[farha @shutyourhell]

me at 3am: [crying]

husband: omg what’s wrong

me, shaking: nothing...

him: it’s ok just say it

me: idk i just feel like if we were born as worms u wouldn’t like me .. would u even marry me ? whatever just forget it ...

[Django Gold @django]

paying $23 for a lukewarm hamburger delivered by a guy who has never had health insurance, our economy is running flawlessly

[Carla G @its_carlag]

blessed, stressed, and moderately depressed

[double chomp nation @katycorfish]

honestly kinda wild that the work force is essentially saying “we’re not gonna accept starvation wages anymore. offer us more and we can talk” to companies who are in need of new employees, & companies are just like “we don’t know why can’t we find workers?!?” and “ppl are lazy!”

[lex @lexestep]

wanting your basic emotional needs to be met is not asking for too much

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

I don’t have any good tweets about this. Please stop shooting people.

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

the thing i am most looking forward to in 2021 is having flu like symptoms from the vaccine