𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪

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[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

❝Seeing magic with your own eyes is something else!❞

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❝I won't settle for just observations anymore.❞

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"It was a bit of a weird idea, but hey ho, anything for a viral video. Now I have to find new chairs though..."

[Chiyuri Kitashirakawa @YuriBlaster98]

Invisible chairs?

Ha ha. I'm sorry, but that sounds REALLYYYY stupid. More inconvenient if anything.

...and since you got them for free, I don't gotta feel bad about using em!

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"I think they were 3D printed using a metamaterial. They wanted them to be invisible, but it failed, so they gave me the whole lot for free!"

[Chiyuri Kitashirakawa @YuriBlaster98]

Are they not just made of steel pipes??

It's just a folding chair... right? Unless the hypervessel is harboring some chairs with some new titanium alloy I'm unaware of.

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"Some did damage? To the residents of Gensokyo? An interesting development, good work, Chiyuri.

Hmm, I need to study what those chairs are made of. isolate the correct property that allowed for deforming physical interaction, then I can... heheh."

[Chiyuri Kitashirakawa @YuriBlaster98]

Uhhhh... To answer all your questions...

Nope
I dunno.
There's non-folding chairs on the hypervessel.
Ditto.
Some did.

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"Don't 'oops' me we need to sit on those! Do you know how much it'll cost to replace them? Where will guests sit? Where will I sit? Where will you sit? Did they even do any damage?"

[Chiyuri Kitashirakawa @YuriBlaster98]

Heh, yea, that was all my fault. "Oops!"

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"So that's where they all went..."

[Chiyuri Kitashirakawa @YuriBlaster98]

Heyyy... Look at that.

I don't have anything witty or confused to say this time. Neat ig.

We used to have a lot of chairs in the hypervessel but I kinda just took them all to yk, use as weapons.

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"She deserves it! But why is the coffee machine empty? Terrible housekeeping!"

[Daily Touhou @dailytouhous]

The Touhou of the day is: Chiyuri Kitashirakawa!

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"Whose idea was it to bypass the probabilistic chaos dampener with an experimental harmonic stabiliser and increase drive potential by 0.128% resulting an accidental resonance with substrate dynamics, causing a sudden temporal movement of 18314837.351 seconds? Not mine."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ "Only if you get too close to him. He ran away from a colleague that was trying to give him clairvoyance that could see the edge of the universe because it would be cheaper than telescopes.

The experiment failed, so I thought I'd keep him around. He's called Jeremy."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"But how do I bait out a Hakurei Miko. I can't assume that Reimu will fall for the same trick twice.

Hmm."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ "What? No. Ew. That's quite the ego you've got there. I'm in love with the science that about to happen here!"

She shoves the document away.

"Perfect! Follow me!"

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ She pulls out a document of several layers.

"Wonderful! Please sign here, here, here, and here."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ "That's one use, certainly. I'm not sure about the world outside right now, but my MRI technology will allow me to see your brain activity, the workings of the insides of your cells, and even your very atoms.

I'll pay you for it, sure."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ "Of course! It's magnetic resonance imaging, a medical imaging technique that uses strong magnetic fields and radio waves to produce detailed images of a person's body and the physiological processes inside."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@HalfPhantomMyon "Of course! Lead the way."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ "That's not quite how that works, but thank you for volunteering."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@WatcherOfYore "First part, definitely, second part, not so sure! I would consider myself here for my own benefit, and just as all experiments require adjustments to find the truth, if materialising that benefit requires me to become involved in shaping Gensokyo, then so be it."

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

"THERE ARE TWO HAKUREI MIKOS NOW!?"

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ "I can say with certainty there's at least one person out there that will claim an MRI scan is a physically intrusive operation because it forcibly aligns the electrons of their body, and will try to sue you over it. So I have to be careful, you know?"

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@HalfPhantomMyon "There's a place like that here? I'd absolutely love to go!"

[𝘠𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘪 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪 @StrawberryProf]

@ReimuHakurei_ "It's not as bad as you make it sound, it won't hurt a bit! I won't be using any structurally intrusive equipment!"