Lisa Koslowski

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@MaddyMorphosis Crochet away.

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@_calliesamuels But I condemn her impersonators.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i need to be 15 again… i know what to do this time

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Flóra @Div0ne]

Landlords should also have to give us references from their last tenants

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@calliegsamuels I got a handwritten card from Pizza Hut once with the majority of words underlined. It was terrifying.

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

Nothing makes me leave a video faster than the creator telling me to stick around or "Keep watching". #bye #redundant

[lamps @layumps]

if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

Ru trying to save more people than Jesus. #DragRace

[trash jones @jzux]

me: dating is tough, lot of weirdos out there

me on a date: so here’s everything i know about the jonestown massacre

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@calliegsamuels I miss AIM more than I should. StArWaRsNuRd

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@TouchOfMyHand_ ON REPEAT 💕

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@ToxicHeavens Loved to hate it 😄

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@HamillHimself Hard to believe. 🤔

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@jessiemaltin It feels stretched out, but I have to say I am learning it is not at all how I imagined it went down and went to watch some docs/clips about the scandal afterwards. So maybe I'm interesred 🤷‍♀️

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here ordering sweaters in 95°F weather. #sendfallhelp

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@dog_rates Very first pup of my own!!! My sweet Nilla❤

[Lisa Koslowski @Stray_Cat22]

@ptrckMcC Forever and ever and always amen.