Stray Bullet

whoever dies with the most stuff wins

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Makes sense Coventry are charging £45 a ticket when you have mid-00's indie bands playing before a game.

Doug King, we were not familiar with your game.

[Stray Bullet @Stray__Bullet]

@SamC_reports @UnitedStandMUFC Will there be soup served?

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When was our last penalty shootout win, out of interest? #pusb

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There’s a surprise. Guess which page on the @TfL website isn’t working? The service delay refunds. Bet they take it offline every couple of hours in the hope people stop claiming. Not me, you fuckers, I’ll keep refreshing for WEEKS.

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Finally top of a @hailcheaters mini graph in the dossier (though not the one I wanted). My #FPL OR of 198k is proof that “most valuable starting XI” counts for nothing.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@Tweetmusky Can’t see utd beating Coventry

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@ChrisHewittLFC Plz let me dream for 5 mins. I’ll start to worry once I’ve paid for my ticket!

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@Carra23 Edit: Coventry will beat you comfortably in the semi final.

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Can’t believe MOTD nicked this for a graphic.

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Kloppage time.

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Oh yes please. High quality.

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One of my fave scenes.

[National Theatre @NationalTheatre]

Meet the charming Mr. Stringer 😆

#TheWitches is playing in the #OlivierTheatre until 27 January.

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@johnbbeta It looks seriously like my Lululemon one.

[James C Warne @JamesCWarne]

Basic Instinct 2 looks a bit shit

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@Tonoir @oilysailor 3 whole games he played for us

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@Tonoir @UpshotTowers How have I never seen that before? Immense.

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@mrjakehumphrey Serious question - is this a joke?

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Provide Baby Formula To Desperate UK Parents https://t.co/UTUvIOa90E

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@BookwormHT @HGold_author Aggie’s just arrived.