Streeter The Oracle

God has a Streeter complex

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

"Your window to banging sluts is closing. That's just science."

[#1 Thirst Round Draft Bust @craig_streeter]

I'm more inclined to believe you telling me you saw a UFO than two attractive people walking together at a community college. #TheTruthIsOutThere

[Britny @_BJennett]

only in the united states can you get insurance on your pizza quicker than you can get insurance for your health

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

In regards to ? "I should be a meme."

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

"Do you think Fievel the mouse was Jewish? ; Does that make cats Nazis?"

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

In regards to making pizza "It's not rocket surgery bro." #Elonmusk #PizzaGate #SummerSolstice

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

In regards to perfect planning "So... we're storing the food for @3doorsdown in the 1st cooler right?"
STO: "No... 3... doors.. down."

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

"Streeter the tweeter... damn that's good, why didn't I think of that?"

[#1 Thirst Round Draft Bust @craig_streeter]

@StreeterOracle ....follow it, stalk it, learn it, love it.

[#1 Thirst Round Draft Bust @craig_streeter]

@StreeterOracle ...mexican #gallagher

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

"Looking back... wasn't Captain Planet just a blue and gay Brad Pitt from the 90's?"

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

"I'm wearing my cheetah panties, that's how you know I'm fast."

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

"Am I shaking my hips? Then no I'm not signing Shakira."

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

In regards to liking someone "I didn't even harass her or ask her to show me her boobs."

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

In regards to nicknaming someone the Jesus of cheeses. "He helps me exorcise my cheese demons."

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

"Are you playing noodle finger without me!?"

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

Re:ppl who's names end in vowels; I don't trust 'em. If I hire Jessica rabbit for hands stuff, I don't pay upfront. #goodplan

[Holly DeVries @Holly_DeVries]

@StreeterOracle 😂

[Hails 💛BLM @Itshaileydoll]

So this happened. #kickassdancemoves @craig_streeter

[Streeter The Oracle @StreeterOracle]

In regards to some dumb bitch. "She has the emotional stability of a Jell-O mold."