Anastasio Somoza García

Gold for friends, Lead for foes.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@FifthThird Trying to take advantage of your mailer but your website says I have to go to a branch and the branch won’t help me because there’s “not enough time” even though I got there 45 minutes before closing. Do you want my business or not?

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@SouthwestAir Thanks for canceling my flight, sending me all over the country, and not even throwing me a bone by giving me a better boarding position than C56 (originally had B02). Unless I want to pay to upgrade, of course. This will already cost me an extra $100.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

Just got hit with the @lyft vomit scam. Customer support refused to provide time or location stamps for the BS pics the driver submitted, so I guess a chargeback is in order.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@dagingafredman @reecebrah You okay bro?

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@privateeyeruss Making decisions based on emotion is only useful at the margins. That is, if flip a coin to choose between two equal options but you’re hoping it’s heads then do they thing for heads.

They’d better actually be equal “on paper” though.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@Likinho88 @KILLTOPARTY Many such cases.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@privateeyeruss Every man considering marriage should sit in for a hour or two of family law proceedings. You can even do this online now. None of the people there thought they’d be in this position when they signed the marriage license.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@Edmontondude Learn to read the room doc.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@Zephyrthethird @Hunt3r4life @Afo3 @MW4Liberty I mean I’m sure it’s not prevalent but I would bet money that there are crackheads who do this.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@Zephyrthethird @Hunt3r4life @Afo3 @MW4Liberty Settle down there chief. Yes the ten cents is paid for up front but that’s paid for with EBT. After our hero dumps the soda he gets the ten cents back in cash, which can be used for all sorts of interesting purchases that EBT can’t.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@privateeyeruss @TheFigen_ There’s also nothing wrong with having a movie or show about a black spy doing cool spy shit. Hell, I might like to see it. It just wouldn’t be James Bond because that’s not who James Bond is.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@DeerBLB @hernandoarce Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@BullSat_btc @InternetH0F So an 18 year old dating a rich old guy (and who stands to benefit immensely from said wealth) is being taken advantage of?

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@InternetH0F Of course he says that. It makes it harder for him to bag a 20 year old baddie if he has to compete with a 40 year old.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@FrenchOG3 Bird hands

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@privateeyeruss Hey I’m sure it’s a great like 2-3 years tops. It only costs half your shit. God forbid you have a kid or two.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@privateeyeruss If you want to live some crazy party lifestyle and also want to get married (why?) then go ahead and marry this girl. I’m sure it’ll be a blast for a while.

Do not expect anything resembling Leave it to Beaver, ever.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@ObviousRises She makes “preconscious womb slumber” sound kinda nice.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@josh_sato124 @AlpacaAurelius Gotta use that degree somehow.

[Anastasio Somoza García @StreetwiseChimp]

@MickyMM1984 @lporiginalg While I like where your head is at, this is how you find yourself falsely accused of infidelity, abuse, fraud, etc.