@FifthThird Trying to take advantage of your mailer but your website says I have to go to a branch and the branch won’t help me because there’s “not enough time” even though I got there 45 minutes before closing. Do you want my business or not?
@SouthwestAir Thanks for canceling my flight, sending me all over the country, and not even throwing me a bone by giving me a better boarding position than C56 (originally had B02). Unless I want to pay to upgrade, of course. This will already cost me an extra $100.
Just got hit with the @lyft vomit scam. Customer support refused to provide time or location stamps for the BS pics the driver submitted, so I guess a chargeback is in order.
@privateeyeruss Making decisions based on emotion is only useful at the margins. That is, if flip a coin to choose between two equal options but you’re hoping it’s heads then do they thing for heads.
They’d better actually be equal “on paper” though.
@privateeyeruss Every man considering marriage should sit in for a hour or two of family law proceedings. You can even do this online now. None of the people there thought they’d be in this position when they signed the marriage license.
@Zephyrthethird@Hunt3r4life@Afo3@MW4Liberty Settle down there chief. Yes the ten cents is paid for up front but that’s paid for with EBT. After our hero dumps the soda he gets the ten cents back in cash, which can be used for all sorts of interesting purchases that EBT can’t.
@privateeyeruss@TheFigen_ There’s also nothing wrong with having a movie or show about a black spy doing cool spy shit. Hell, I might like to see it. It just wouldn’t be James Bond because that’s not who James Bond is.
@DeerBLB@hernandoarce Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
@privateeyeruss If you want to live some crazy party lifestyle and also want to get married (why?) then go ahead and marry this girl. I’m sure it’ll be a blast for a while.
Do not expect anything resembling Leave it to Beaver, ever.