newest dad

in my shoes

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Name a better take than this on the Iran war, I’ll wait.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

True

[☔ @Whotfismick]

HR handing out $50 bonuses after the company made $30 billion in profits this year

[JacksonMuse @Jackson_Muse]

Popular streamer IShowSpeed jumps over Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen at the World Cup

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fun fact. For the 1966 World Cup, England debated denying visas for North Korea. FIFA responded that if any players from any teams were denied visas,they would relocate the World Cup, even at the last minute.

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Presidential welcome.

#WeTheNorth | @BarackObama

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

saluting during the anthem as a draft dodger is larp

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Congress thinks $83 an hour isn’t enough for them…
but $7.25 an hour is enough for you.
That’s not public service. That’s class warfare.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My boomer uncle told me to just buy a house and stop renting.

I make $58,000 a year.

The cheapest house in my city is $380,000.

I’d need $76,000 for a 20% down payment.

I save $400 a month when everything goes right.

That’s 15 years of perfect months just to get to the front door.

No car repairs. No medical bills. No emergencies. No life.

Just saving.

He bought his first house at 29 with 3 months of salary.

Then told me I need better priorities.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[newest dad @StresseddWes]

@PoliceThePolic1 SGA of cops

[The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir]

Anyone else notice that when a bill is beneficial to US, it takes hearing after hearing and infinite committee meetings to maybe pass the house

But when it's for Israel or Ukraine, it's passed before any of us even knew there was a bill

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Sjf(C)1884🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Sjfc1884_0]

W humanity

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event:

"I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation.

[Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever."

(via @mmamania)

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough