Joshua Carter

Experienced finish carpenter and woodworker

[Pittsburgh Police @PghPolice]

Be advised: It is AGAINST THE LAW in the City of Pittsburgh to have pets outside longer than 30 minutes unsupervised when the temperature is 32 degree or below.

[Joshua Carter @StretchCarter]

@jkern35 @02EricL @FullysemiautoAW @billpeduto I used a dictionary to make it easier for our dumbass to understand. I’m not saying ban all guns. I’m a gun owner myself, but I sure as hell don’t own an assault rifle.

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@jkern35 @02EricL @FullysemiautoAW @billpeduto What are you so scared of? You have to own so many guns and ammo that you can’t consider some kind of firearm reform to help combat all the senseless violence. Wake up dude! Forget my morals I just want my son to come alive everyday.

[Joshua Carter @StretchCarter]

@realDonaldTrump 🖕

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@ABC Who’s the Yosemite Sam looking motherfucker still wearing his cowboy hat in doors? He looks like a child wearing his dads hat!

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@realDonaldTrump It is getting harder and harder to stomach your bullshit. You lack reality and any notion of what it is to be an adult. You make me sick.

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@SheriffClarke @realDonaldTrump Thanks Wyatt Derp...

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Well then, let’s help with that marketing! Retweet this, y’all!

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@TopRopeTravis He is such an epic embarrassment.

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@TomiLahren 🖕

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@PittsburghPG You suck so hard. You fired the only reason I still read your newspaper. Cowards!!

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Finally put the new kickhead on. Pretty stoked on this.

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@lvpgh @52ndStMrkt That's my wife!! ☺️