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Family man, Detroit sports fan.

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@MeghanMcCain Lay out the exact reason for his jailing, Meghan.

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@mattvanswol Blood clots after long international flights happen.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Remember: it was like pulling teeth to get Republicans to fund the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund.

But it took them no time at all to create a $1.8 billion Insurrection Slush Fund to pay off the legal fees of the January 6th rioters who beat cops.

These are sick, corrupt people.

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@ginamilan_ Yes, he is.

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@DanielTurnerPTF I can explain it but I can’t help you understand it. Trump attacked an oil producing country that controls a strait where 20% of the world’s oil goes thru. The strait is now closed. Supply decreased while demand stayed the same.. guess what that leads to? And who attacked Iran?

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@RepNancyMace They should all go.

Including the one in the White House.

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@WhiteHouse Stupid.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

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@StateDept Separation of church and state, fuckwits.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Good afternoon. Speaker Johnson was sent a bill to fund TSA, the Coast Guard and FEMA that passed the Senate 100-0. If he had simply called it for a vote it would passed easily.

But he chose chaos. Because that’s what Trump wants. Only Johnson can clean up this mess.

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@SenMullin Literally none of this is true.

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@JDVance Eat a dick. He needs to be held accountable for his actions that are hurting the American people.

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@PressSec Didn’t your boss pardon the criminals that assaulted police officers on January 6th? How about you fuck off.

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@WhiteHouse @PressSec While their lives also matter, they weren’t murdered by the government..

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@PressSec Weird thing to say about an agency that’s actively murdering Americans.

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@PressSec What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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@SecRubio Oh, fuck off.

It’s “Lies told, propaganda spread.”

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@DHSgov Fuck off.

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@StephenM Stop lying about this, you hobgoblin.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN