Jessica Mendenhall

You don't pull on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind. You pull the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Codes.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@Sunbasketmeals We made the chop suey recipe but I'm not sure we understood the assignment because it's pasta with tofu.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@jbprime Time to double down on solar panels? I realize that's not an option for everyone.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@minskycharlotte I never really understood this meme until this.

[James Bullock @jbprime]

Rock band consisting of engineers who spent a chunk of their careers building #JWST wrote & recorded this song ‘Looking Back’ as a tribute (keep an eye out in the video for a cameo by @blakebullock ) https://t.co/wChBdIqYa7

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

Life cycle of the blackberry...

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Gonna be very weird if Supreme Court ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion next week, saying it should be left to the States to decide, right after it just imposed a constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

My six year old just replaced the empty toilet paper roll all on his own, unprompted. He has proven himself a worthy and rightful heir to the throne.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@MJMcKean Looks like an eagle

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@DollyParton Your actions and mind set are what we all love. You've truly started people thinking in a positive way!

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@everywhereist Oh no.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@SenSanders Will they wear them though?

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

My favorite cream cheese! No shortage here. #creamcheeseshortage #CreamCheese

[Tofutti Brands, Inc.™ @tofuttibrand]

Gingerbread is an iconic holiday treat. (And star of Shrek.) Impress your holiday guests with this gingerbread cheesecake made with both #Tofutti Better Than Cream Cheese & Better Than Sour Cream. 👨‍🦰 https://t.co/14A9aC55B6 🍞 #vegan #gingerbread

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@TobysFoods Ohhh! I could stuff them with spicy Toby's tofu spread!

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@Chewy This is HRH Princess Penelope who took over most of the dog bed from her brother. She's 17 though and he's still a young pupper.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

My six year old was super upset with me this morning because I "gave him rock style hair." He wouldn't go to school until he looked like pee wee Herman and I'm pretty sure he gets that from his father.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@ewarren What flavor?

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

We need to take immediate action on climate change

[Ann Marie Carlton, Ph.D., P.E. @amgcarlton]

Kelp forests of Northern California are gone. #ClimateCrisis

Satellite Imagery Shows Northern California Kelp Forests Have Collapsed | Smart News | Smithsonian Magazine https://t.co/UyxfJVV5Zh

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@familyreach @mingtsai Happy birthday, Chef!

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

Five year old just asked me about evolution and I described human evolution and the big bang theory in under five minutes and I feel like a champ. Join me for my next TED talk on the birds and the bees.

[Jessica Mendenhall @StretchyPaws]

@realalecberg El Espiritu del Colmena