Thicc Thorin

My tweets are sporadic, mostly nonsense, and generally won't make sense unless you're a veteran or work in IT.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Didn't your daddy release 5000 Taliban, and then invite the leaders to Camp David?

Please, spare us the theatrics. You pathetic sack of man goo.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@ltsfullofstars @naretevduorp Your a willful fuckin moron.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@cafreiman Fuck off fascist.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@CoxComm I dunno what happened to your customer service over the last decade but y'all lost a customer today.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@benshapiro That's because you forgot to re-up your order of Twitter follower bots.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@elonmusk @JamesEsses Sounds like you're just throwing a cissy fit, fucking straggot.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@laurenboebert Lauren! Please help spread this message!!!

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@RyanAFournier @FBI This you? Of course it is, it's on your own timeline. You useless, knuckle dragging, fuck wit

https://t.co/0FOLSBSLJz

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Heard there’s a balloon popping opportunity right now…

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@KingsleyCortes What about "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

We're out here just trying to realize our pursuit of life liberty and happiness.

Seems like maybe you aren't as American as you pretend to be.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@netflix Dis you?

https://t.co/8ni5Pujnu9

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is sharing a password.

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Famed free speech warrior and centrist, Elon Musk, hanging out with Jared Kushner at the World Cup, as Twitter announces a HUGE social media crackdown.

It is now against the rules to link out to your FB, Instagram, Truth Social, and even giving people your Linktree.

🤣🤣🤣

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Didn't your daddy release 5000 Taliban, and then invite the leaders to Camp David?

Please, spare us the theatrics. You pathetic sack of man goo.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@Gojifangames01 @SantaDecides Anti-pit propaganda is inherently racist.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@NickAdamsinUSA Makes sense, considering you clearly can't produce any naturally. It's really progressive of hooters to offer that to the testosterone deprived.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@adidas yo, tf y'all. Gonna just sleep in this? Glad I don't ever buy y'all's products.

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

This dude Kanye is a clown. @adidas what do you think about this? He seems to imply you’re okay with antisemitism.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@jamesjammcmahon You're only just now figuring out that this is who Joe is? He's literally been doing this for years now.

Calling yourself a joe Rogan apologist is the same as saying you're a Nazi apologist.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@OtsukaUS you have some extremely unethical people working for you.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@elonmusk is this true? Would you have gotten on your knees and begged?

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@CawthornforNC Like you drip driped a nut onto your cousin? That kind of campaign? Weird bro.

[Thicc Thorin @Strife96]

@benshapiro This explains a lot about your relationship with your wife, and her dry pussy.

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@epipusher @davenewworld_2 I doubt you'd feel the same if they were singing about Satan.