Catnostate

Catnostate Nyao.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

"Everything for the cat girl, everything within the cat girl, nothing outside the cat girl." Finally freed from canine and rodent oppression, our claws open the door to the destined future, and we will ponder whether or not to go through or nap at the threshold.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@The1Antagonist @fleshsimulator You just hand them a fresh bottle of wine and a box of candy

[DDT Simulator @fleshsimulator]

"Flesh hates black people!" WRONG dumbass, I got good enough at racism that I actually lost even the baseline societal racial animosity towards black people as a whole that white libs pretend not to have

Now I only hate the kind of black people that even other black people hate

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@fleshsimulator What kind of a sloppy seconds name is Rosplotch anyway?

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@fleshsimulator I mean. Just the vandalism of internet history alone makes this a potato peeler offense.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

You either fed up, or get fed up. That's how it is in this bitch of a life.
- Will Stancil

[DDT Simulator @fleshsimulator]

And for the record, I am not "fedded up", thank you very much, I am in bed with the military-industrial complex. It's different

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@KurosaiSenpai Spiritually, we're all ugly bastards with hearts of gold, awaiting our catgirls.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@KurosaiSenpai Spiritually, we're all ugly bastards with hearts of gold, awaiting our catgirls.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@LocalBateman spelt jippity wrong

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The shows on the tubi AI channel:

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@fleshsimulator

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Most accurate relationship sim.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@Sargon_of_Akkad Silly Carl, "Indigenous" is just leftist for "spear chucker" that's how the Sami can become indigenous after migrating into long populated places.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@MonsieurleMonke @fleshsimulator It can legitimately improve answers. Prompt programmatically for speed and reduced resources, prompt conversationally to get deeper answers and a chance to slip by safeguards.

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@fleshsimulator

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@fleshsimulator What brand of Math Music is Ryu Umemoto?
https://t.co/rIXJb2hOQg

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@MadamSavvy Today I learned that if you have a rice cooker you can use Keep Warm to make clotted cream overnight

[Catnostate @StringCatte]

@fleshsimulator "It's time for us to finish ON the opps."