Mother—
Word comes from the Northern Frontier that the cow bosoms have dried from exploitation, leaving Wisconsin dairy farms barren.
The taxes will be amassed into our coffers & the Reserve Bank pledges improved muskets and rifles for my sidearm.
We have taken the North.
—CW
Fellas, there has been an update in urinal technology.
Saw this thing and correctly assumed it’s to stop splashback.
I pissed on this thing so fuckin hard, like a 1,000 PSI stream, and not a drop came back. I’m astounded