StripperTalksSports

Northern burlesque performer with dreams of being a sports writer. I love football, F1, MotoGp and bacon. NO DM'S #LFC until I die. #YNWA #JFT96

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Facebook won't let me change gender to Womble. I'm furry. I make good use of the things I find, things that the everyday folks leave behind.

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@BorisJohnson https://t.co/O176FsYyf1

This is why Brexit isn't done.

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Mr 'Get Brexit Done' telling MPs to NOT get Brexit done.
https://t.co/O176FsYyf1

#VoteForALabourGovernment #LabourParty #BorisBrexitDeal #Brexit #ToriesLie #GetBrexitDone #GetJohnsonGone #VoteLabourOnThursday #GE2019

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@BBCPolitics It sounds like crashing out with no deal, but agreeing to it.

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Brexit Crisis summed up, to the tune of the 'Hokey Cokey."

'You put your right foot in.
Your right foot out.
In.
Out.
In.
Out.
You shake it all about.

They called a referedum,
then vote all plans down.
No clue how to sort it out!

#Brexit #BrexitDeal #BrexitShambles

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MP's voting. I'm making popcorn.

Feel like Nero watching Rome burn.

#BrexitVote #Brexit

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Game of Thrones Winter is Coming https://t.co/jDinWrujqD

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Every Friday morning, my @virginmedia internet goes down. Every single Friday. Without fail.

Seriously effecting my college work.

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I am so fucking loving @GuysWeFucked podcast - saw you on @joerogan and now I'm hooked!

Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher - Guys We F****d - https://t.co/Fy5LQYC1qN #iTunes

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@EE Says on the website that a debit payment could have made to check the chip and pin

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@EE The passport or driving licence ONLY ID policy equates to disability discrimination. I'm so upset, being made to feel like a second class citizen

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@EE It was delivered to a shop, that I selected, 5 forms of ID that they wouldn't look at. 150 said driver needs photo ID if were delivered to an address so same problem. I'm disabled so can't drive and disability makes holidays not a priority. The suggestion was CANCEL my contract

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@EE I've been with orange/ee for 12 years...

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

A wealthy nation putting itself in a position where it has to stockpile food, medicine, etc., in times of peace is utter madness. What Are We Doing?

[𝘼𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙 𝙀𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 @AnfieldEffect]

A little bit of Keita in my life
A little bit of Fabinho in my side
A little bit of Fekir is what I need
A little bit of Shaqiri is what I see
A little bit of Bobby in the sun
A little bit of Salah all night long
A little bit of Mané here I am
A little bit of Jurgen is my man.

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@SoccerAM_ @JamesMcCaffert4 NUTS!!

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Crazy money... https://t.co/JHfkdMXhf8

[The Supporters Corner @Anfield96YNWA]

Juventus sold over 520k Ronaldo shirts in 24 hours so have already generated 54 million from his transfer fee back 😂 my god

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@SlowDownScouse @happydobbin44 Thank you. Needed a little lift :)

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Phew... https://t.co/fWhZrbOJLu

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

4 weeks tonight the new Premier League season kicks off. 😳

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Trump: 'So, this was where you had the wedding I wasn't invited to but didn't care anyway because I was probably busy doing something tremendous?'
Liz: '#awkward '

#TrumpUKVisit #Trump #TrumpMeetsQueen #TrumpVisitUK #protest

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Even the sky is pissed off he's here...

#Rain #Gloom #TrumpUKVisit #BabyBlimp #Trump