Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024

Wizard for Hire, Majored in Orb Pondering

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@Emiliezcs @bilbosfootcomb Does that give them an excuse?

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@dyingscribe No peanut butter :(

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@CaseyReadReeder @SireRottweiler According to you, so why do YOU find a necrophiliac cooler than some guy on the internet?

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@HubPointless You forgot the:

*nastiest mouth breathing snort of all time*

*agonal breath*

THEN “so tomar-“

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@TheTrinketMage Minnesota Mulligan: Draw ten at the start of the game, put 3 at the bottom of your library minimum. If you put any extra under, draw up to 7 and THEN you can decide to use your free mulligan.

Super forgiving and prevents a lot of dead games where jank decks can’t do their thing

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

People need to stop talking about movies they haven’t seen, yes that includes people on their phones during a movie #Larprooms #Backrooms

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@dyingscribe It depends, it’s necessary for Clone Wars to make any kind of sense in the timeline, but I hate clone wars so I’m cool just giving it all the boot

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@witchyousuck That’s not even the correct part of the movie? The full scene from the trailer isn’t in it, but this shot of her eyes widening is cut right before she gets gassed

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@kadey180_x @Smthingdifrnt There’s a line where he specifically goes “wouldn’t outages decrease the price?” And the electrician shrugs. I think it’s a mix of both, but there’s definitely the implication the backrooms are stealing energy from his shop

[Xeno @_xenoque]

“BACKROOMS” Director Kane Parsons was supposed to show up for an interview today.

Luckily an anonymous viewer gives us a tip on where he might be.

“He went that way”

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@HedgehogRa25981 @Logically_JC Well when he was projected to be 12 billion in the negative, people were happy to jump on the hate train

[O.W. Root @owroot]

For a baby, having someone wipe your face with a warm wash cloth is the worst thing in the world that can ever happen to you.

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@OBSESSIENT Snooze, put her in something good instead

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@regularaugust We get The King’s Man Hitler post-credit scene for the modern age

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@woop54 Whoever was in charge of casting has a motherfucking VISION

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Robert Pattinson as pedophile hunter Chris Hansen in ‘PRIMETIME’.

In theaters later this year.

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@jakeformayor Heal is way better than “remove damage”

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@caro_irl He’s really being Larp Larp Larp Sahur rn

First he’s talking about SL getting reprints (lol, lmao even), second, he’s dunking on peak

[Strixhaven Alumni of the Class of 2024 @StrixhavenAlum]

@UsagiKaede1 I remember seeing this card the first time I played Magic with my friends. As a straight guy, it lowkey made me fall in love with Magic because it’s such a fun alt art for an old card. Hopefully they continue the bit with an otter pride secret lair