Uncle Zerul

Life sucks, Get a helmet. Engineer🎛🎙 Writer.🖋🎶 Producer🎧

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

If we can’t dance to one of these as our first song at our wedding reception, I DONT WANT IT.

I cross My Heart-George Strait
Carried Away-George Strait
Tattooed Heart-Ronnie Dunn
Endless Love- Luther Vandross ft Mariah Carey
Shallow-Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

Whoever the audio engineer at @StormontVailEC needs to turn down the gain on the floor, turn down everything above 10K, and boost 525Hz, 1060 K,3.2K, 5.8K and save all our ears and eliminate the feedback. Please and thanks.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I fucking hate the “minimum wage is for high schoolers” talking point.

A. No it isn’t, that’s historically inaccurate.

B. Telling a kid to work hard and earn money the “right” way, then turning around and saying he deserves less just because of his age is bullshit.

Pay should be based on performance. Nothing else.

If you’re against raising the minimum wage, that’s fine. Make a better argument that isn’t belittling kids trying to work hard and earn something for themselves.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

Just watched a Selena Gomez interview, and I Stg These Hollywood types got back on quaaludes.🤣

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

When Tommy Norris said “ the plane ain’t ain’t gonna crash.—Because I ain’t that lucky.” I felt that shit. And actively feel that shit on the daily.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

It’s my 30th birthday, the USA won gold in hockey,
Now I need to find a steak😂

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

That 10 minute penalty is bullshit, let those two dudes slug it out.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

It has officially been 0 days since I have been threatened to get kicked out of a sporting event.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

So help me, if it was raining titties, I’d find a way get hit in the head with a dick.😅

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

Yall loved Sinners, but idk how many of yall actually understood it.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

When I get time between remodeling the house, the woodworking, the football, the engineering for other people, I got some songs I need to finish, bc apparently the bar is on the floor for black country music, these fucking posers piss me off.😅

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

Why does Marco Rubio lowkey sound like he is doing a Trump impression in a basement in this interview.😂

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

I ask for help WAY less often than I wind up giving it, somehow I still wind up doing jobs that take multiple mother fuckers by myself. 2026 is going to be different.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

Watching wicked for the first time and whoever mixed Elpheba’s vocals needs bitchslapped.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

I’m not a rider but Carter Gael has just gone 74 yds in 5 minutes on like 17 Carries. It’s the most insane shit I’ve ever seen.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

It could be raining 70 yard touchdowns on 3rd and 5 and somehow, someway I will find a way to get hit in the head with a Fumble returned for a touchdown on 1st and five.😅

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

My kids rushed for 435 yds and 6TDs tonight and i most definitely didn’t not possibly buy 30 boxes of little Debbies as a reward.🤷🏾‍♂️😅😂 #MakeFullbacksGreatAgain

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

To whatever Demons got set loose at the turn of the equinox, you can GTFO.😅😂

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

@jacksettleman 😂😂😂protect yourself at all times.
It’s a contact sport.

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

@DonutOperator I mean I’m not a creator, but I’m a middle school football coach, and that should count for something.😂

[Uncle Zerul @Strong_Boss]

If the @Eagles eagles need a fullback, I’m 29, 6’0 330, have a screw loose, still bench 300 for reps, still squat 405 for reps and IM CHEAP.👀👀👀👀👀