༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮

𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑜 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒶𝓈 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝓇𝑜𝓃𝑔, 𝐼’𝓂 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝑒. 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓽!

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

❝ 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓫𝓸𝓼𝓼!? ❞

✗▾ᴠɪᴠɪᴀɴɴᴇ ᴀɴᴀsᴛᴀsɪᴀ ᴀɴᴅᴇʀsᴏɴ▴ ✧

╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍✁╍╍╍

➴⋆ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ᴏᴄ
➶⋆ ᴄᴏᴅʏ's sɪsᴛᴇʀ
➴⋆ ʟɪᴛ / ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ
➶⋆ sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
➴⋆ ɢᴀʏ
➶⋆ ♡ & ↺

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

"Yeah. . .
'Imagine' that-"

She's.
She's not laughing.
She's dead serious.

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

Guess who's actually trying to make a cake!

And has somehow set the entire oven on fire. . ?

. . .

Is there even a fire extinguisher?

[𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙀. @newshadeofmean]

<—— lowkey just wants to love someone and hold their hand.

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

@Codemeister41 "Legality doesn't exist on this island and you know that.
I'm not gonna drop ya unless it's intentional."

Crossing her arms, she balanced herself out pretty good.

"Ya done?"

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

"Does anybody know how to climb trees? I'm tryin' to hang a punchin' bag but I'm not getting tree sap all over my hands."

She's. Wearing gloves already but.
It's her logic, I guess.

[✘ ┆ 𝙈𝙐𝙍𝘿𝙊𝘾𝙆. @ASSIGNEDVILLAIN]

Oh hey it's whitewashed Mike
Nice

[𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙀. @newshadeofmean]

sees beta mike.

“ alright time to head out. “

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

what the FUCK is that albino thing

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

my phone doesnt screenshot so don't judge me but this is so funny

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

steps on it

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

"Climb the tree then, ugly hat wearin' ass."

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

"It barely counts since ya can't get pregnant but still--"

A light but firm swat at his arm.

"If ya get a disease then I ain't coming to the funeral."

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

"Well I'm not gonna be tellin' anyone.
I'm just sayin' to control ya spawn rate."

[˗ˏˋ 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓮𝔂. ♛ ´ˎ˗ @citprincessss]

@_MultipleMike LOOOOOOL

SHE’S TALKING ABOUT YOU

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

"Everybody here has a big mouth, if ya couldn't tell."

[༄ 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 @StrongerThxnYou]

"Ya literally have a second kid on the way, stop releasin' ya nasty spawn to the world."