Ronald Strudel-Gobbler

My name is Ronald. I own a 1999 Winnebago Adventurer. It’s in less than good shape these days but it gets me where I need to go. Life is a big mystery.

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

The windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror for a reason. Don’t miss what’s in front of you by looking at the past. #KeepTheMainThingTheMainThing

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Is it racist to wish someone a happy MLK day? #EducatingMyself

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

If he wanted to he would. #LeavingHimIn2025.

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

I just spilled hot coffee all over my only pair of pajama pants. Happy Holidays to me I guess! #ChristmasEve

[miguelifornia @miguelifornia]

🎄 A T T E N T I O N 🎄
Please do not watch or share this song about Tim Walz @GovTimWalz

❤️ Thank you

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

There are 50 stars on the American flag. Which is ironic since that’s the percentage of chance I have at being served shit food when I go out. @raisingcanes thanks for giving me cold under cooked chicken it was delicious. (Not)
-Ron

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Why don’t you just put a fence up Tim. I’m no rocket scientist but I think that would be a good start. Or just move to another house.
-Ron

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz says people are driving by his house and shouting "retard," fumes that Republicans aren't defending him.

Walz said that "we know" what comes after being called "retard."

"Look, I'm worried. We know how these things go. They start with taunts, they turn to violence."

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

@Breaking911 Must be nice to be able to drive by someone’s house. I’ll tell ya anyone just finds anything to complain about these days.
-Ron

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Just got a brand new tire. Feeling like shit today. Going to be in the south Jersey area trying to get the Adventurer fixed if anyone has any food places they recommend trying. Could really use a “pick me up” or whatever the hell it’s called.
-Ron

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Tim Walz says people are driving by his house calling him ‘retarded.’ 😂

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Just did a one nighter in the hospital for poison ivy. I told Otto to trim those god damn bushes outback. Does anyone have any advice for getting out of paying a hospital bill? Insurance won’t cover it because they claimed “self inflicted”.
- Ron (feeling sad)

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Woke up with the worst case of road rash. Not sure what happened in my sleep but i feel like a million bucks. Off to find a new tire for my ride.
-Ron

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Well I finally made it to Otto’s. Phone died. Blew a tire out on the Adventurer on the home stretch. Gotta love these roads! Oh and I managed to shit my pants after an 18 wheeler almost took me off the planet while on the side of the road. #WickedWednesday

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Crisis averted. Stopped @BurgerKing and got a whopper. Now that’s an American burger. I will say it’s causing a category 4 hurricane in my stomach. Would have been nice if the bathroom was working!! Only 47 minutes away from Otto’s thankfully😓
-Ron

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

So I stopped for a quick bite to eat on my way to PHI. The only thing close was a @BaskinRobbins . I was very disappointed with the lack of parking accommodations for my mobile home. Surely they made it up with their food selection. Wrong! Now I have to find something else..
-Ron

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

This was taken last week. Finally got new rims on her. I’m supposed to be heading down to the Philadelphia area to see my cousin Otto. Gas is so expensive!
-Ron

[Ronald Strudel-Gobbler @StruddleMan2]

Finally found a place with WiFi. Glad to finally get on X. Seems I’m a little late to the action though. Lots to catch up on!
-Ron