Sara 🍕🍸😺

I'm your huckleberry ♠️ Always running away from bees | Cat Mom 😻 | Go Red Sox!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Cumbrian NAFO Fella🇺🇦🦈🇬🇪🇨🇦Main Bastard @DiscoBiscuit78]

Hunter Biden absolutely bitch slapping everything in sight 😂😂😂

[Lianna again. @liannanannerss]

They did so much to try and make us hate him but I never will.

[Justin @fivefortweeting]

You don’t get a King crown when the dentist says you need one. #WhyWeFearTheDentist

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@HunterBiden @HunterFor2028 Wow, I didn't see this coming but I'm here for it!

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@AZ_Brittney They look so much alike!

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@HunterBiden Congrats! You are awesome ❤️

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@HunterBiden @Boilers32 Dude, best response ever 🔥🔥🔥

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@SESooner4Life @Ford_Nick This is the correct answer!

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

SOMEONE IS HEATING FISH IN THE BREAKROOM

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

Yikes.

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Not sure why restaurant sales are down…

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@RayMartin79059 @justinhecht @jwalkermobile 💯

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@TheDolphinTalks @jwalkermobile Wth?

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@NancyMace I don't know but maybe everyone should pay property taxes?

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@SeeRacists How on earth is this OK?

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Japanese researchers just moved a cat kidney disease drug toward regulatory approval, after 25 years of work.

Chronic kidney disease is one of the biggest killers of cats.

This is an injectable treatment built around a protein called AIM, discovered by Dr. Toru Miyazaki.

If it reaches the market, the lead researcher says cats could live close to 30 years, double the current average of around 15.

Hang in there, old cats.

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@Crikkt @_HMSP PS I'm pointing directly at the boomers on this one lol.

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@Crikkt @_HMSP You're right AND hear me out - what if we as older generations wanted BETTER for them than we had instead of expecting them to "suffer" like/because we did. Not suggesting you're implying they should but so many people do and its exhausting.

[Sara 🍕🍸😺 @StrudelSara]

@_HMSP I'm glad to see you have it easier than I did at your age. I was driving a 10 year old car and eating frozen Celeste pizzas lol