sweetsumer

I'm not deaf, I'm just a real bad listener. my pronoun is rugged individual DM’s open for science 🧬

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

Her sons are about to experience a level of lunch table bullying none of us thought was possible

[JustJamie @OYourNameHereO]

I’m pretending these two team up to solve murder mysteries…

[F @fvckoluwafemi]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about

[madeline ♡’s gigi @70scorleone]

this is his navy seal ass childhood pr training way of saying fuuuuuuck no

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Me anytime my wife asks me to hang a shelf

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

“So when you count the votes, you have to include the Republican ones”

[Knecht/Amick '24 @TheRobertoUTVol]

This is ACTUAL Fascism, by definition, for those keeping score at home

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

enable contacts

get bent

[The Darklord @TheDarklord76]

Immediate targeting of political opponents.
An actual fundamental trait of Fascists.

[❀ @hauntedpetals]

sabrina could release this today & she’d be getting accused of spreading military conservative trad wife propaganda

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

First in my bloodline to see all those words put together to form a complete sentence

[ˑ 𓈒 𐔌 𝓡𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 is Benito the reindeer ͡꒱ ۫𓈒 @BYRNEGRACES]

Wake up, babe. Ben Affleck tired and smoking meme has been updated.

[ravenna ⭐ @vcaxhh]

*eu amo ler, é relaxante*

eu quando matam o personagem que eu gosto:

[Chris @arab3638]

When I’m enjoying Sunday and it reaches 5-8pm

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

i wasn’t abducted by aliens last night and i have to clean the house today kinda sucks a little

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

Being dead hasn’t stopped Democrats from voting before.

[Trouble 🐒💜 @EllieBaby79]

T - zero days

Mariah Carey has defrosted…

🎶 All I Want For Christmas Is You 🎶

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

@kenny5alive are you holding water?