sweetsumer

I'm not deaf, I'm just a real bad listener. my pronoun is rugged individual DM’s open for science 🧬

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

Mexican chemical engineer Dr. Sandra Pascoe Ortiz.
there i fixed it.

[TVP @Theveripost]

Woman in Mexico creates plastic from cactus that biodegrades in a month and is safe to ingest.

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

@itsme_urstruly we’re not doing nothing we’re absolutely doing something

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

hanging with my homies

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

taylor swift has a music video like this

[Gay Gay Hunsecker @stockpiledclay]

Watched Damn Yankees the other day and I think this is the craziest move I’ve ever seen anyone hit

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Hop on guys, the twitter bus is here.

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

@facetedcarapace no one tell them about August or September

[Ja🔴 @ProjectStrider]

One Zaxbys visit away from never going home

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

why am i buying a new can opener ever six weeks?

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

almost ate yogurt and granola and then i was blinded by the light of the lord and somehow yesterdays pizza ended up in my hand and saved me. the lord saved me and guided me to the correct path.

[Patton @GeneralPatton83]

Haha

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Like snowballs are safe in hell.

[Laci Knight @LaciMarieKnight]

I don't care what your sexuality is. Just stop telling kindergarten kids about it. This isn't complicated.

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

@plasticmattyy them eating mayonnaise straight from the jar was more shocking tbh

[Wolf @wolfncrisis]

UPDATE: after a small setback, i am no longer employed at the chicken coop.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Personal trainer..🦭😍

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

if one of you puts this man's weird little penis on my timeline i will come to your house and spray paint your body green

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

me: i saw it on twitter lmao

them: what’s your twitter

me: i don’t have twitter

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

San Juan, Mijo, Capital of Puerto Rico

[sweetsumer @sweetsumerthyme]

@cabinsmountain it’s so perfect i might throw up