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If a guy remembers your eye color after the first date then you more than likely have small boobs.

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Everyone talks about how social media can be bad for your mental health. What about Jira??

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Drake’s 3 albums full of:

My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt…
My feelings hurt my feelings hurt toodoolooo tooodolodoo toooloodoo
My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt… toodoolooo tooodolodoo toooloodoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[S-dot-Mavu @StrykaTech]

"You seem like a quiet person"

Me:

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Them: "You seem like a quiet person"
Me: "I am"

Also me:

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No be every broke life be curse abeg 🤣
Sometimes na divine protection.

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Right now there's a married man stuck in Dubai with his side chick. --soft life don turn into international wahala and comfort dey fade fast. 🤣

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"I have managed to borrow some money to get you a gift on Valentine's Day"

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Hamilton VILLAGE PEOPLE WAKE UP PLEASE! Activate juju firewall ASAP before Kardashian Curse download am finish 💀🧙🏾‍♂️

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When I stress out over how precise my emails are to my coworkers and line manager and Epstein is emailing world leaders like "u taking a heli 🚁 2 the party? Lmao"

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If you eat this part of the chicken you greedy AF 🤣

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@monad 0x761bE9Bf93E2379e017EBDB821AdED906cC68993

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@ForteProtocol #ProofOfFortification

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Verifying my Twitter account for my #GalxeID gid:K3eYLAfZWwQCcqmWNwLqL3 @Galxe

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No matter how goat speak Queen’s English, e still dey bleat ‘mehh’ when e hungry 🥲

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If you leave your door open in Mthatha

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When I see a nigga driving an Omoda or Jetour 🤣

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6 hours...🫩🫩🫩

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Polo 1.9 TDI with a downpipe and a tune

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Unexpected "miracle" money is not gonna hit your bank account stop sharing that BS 😭🤨 go the fuck to work

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My African people can relate 😆😆