Stuart Collett

Dad to 3, husband to 1, trying my hand at writing finally…

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

@tescohub12 What? With a clearly fraudulent spam account? I’ll pass.

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

@Tesco I’ve just discovered three items were missing from my delivery yesterday. How do I report this?

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

Good evening Mr Bond. We’ve been expecting you. #cats

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

You know the @BBC is struggling when you put on Celebrity Inner Circle and spend ten mins with your wife working out which in each pair is the celebrity. 😂

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

Really disappointed to see what @NetflixUK did to Lo and Carrie’s stories in #TheWomanInCabin10. Loved the book, just saw it butchered to an unrecognisable mess.

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

❤️

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

It’s not every day you find one of these guys relaxing outside your hotel room…

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

I realise that I mostly use X to moan when brands do something wrong. So today, for a change, I am going to post something happy. Smokey, waiting patiently at the dining table… #CatsOfTwitter

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

@Tesco price cuts seem rather backward these days 😂

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

@ubereats_uk Customer Service: Complaint received, copy stock phrase, paste, send. Customer not happy with response: copy same stock phrase, paste, send. Worst customer service I have ever received.

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

@robga__ @scssofas Same here today. They can deliver until 7, but I’m not holding out much hope

[QMGS Geography @qmgsgeoging]

Visit to Pompeii. Amazing to see the scale of the city

[QMGS Geography @qmgsgeoging]

Fantastic visit to Vesuvius 🌋. In awe at the size of the crater and views. Followed by an amazing authentic 🇮🇹 lunch. On our way to Pompeii for the final visit of today @qmgs1554 @qmgs1554qma

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

That's no pumpkin 😕!!

[QMGS Geography @qmgsgeoging]

Landed in ☀️ Naples and on our transfer to Herculaneum for the first activity of the trip. Some excellent geographical landforms seen already on the flight 🌋 🏔️ @qmgs1554qma @qmgs1554

[QMGS Library @LibraryQmgs]

We held our first reading breakfast of the school year today, with students enjoying pastries & drinks with the Headmaster & the Head of English, whilst talking about books and how important they think reading for pleasure is.
What a civilised way to start the day!

[QMHS Official @QMHSOFFICIAL]

Well done to everyone that played and hopefully lots more netball to come ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Jack Proverbs @JackProverbsPR]

Will always remember this as one of Maggie Smith’s most iconic scenes ❤️

#MaggieSmith #HarryPotter

https://t.co/BXheUHvVbo

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

@monzo Hi. Have you had feedback that the details on reverse of the new Max cards wear off easily? Had mine only a few months and already expiry and cvc are wearing away and barely visible. No issue with joint account or previous metal card, just the new Max. 😞

[Stuart Collett @StuartCollett]

Can you tell it’s hot? 😂