Stuart Gribbon

Hull based Comedian. Comedy writer. Credits on @DMsAreOpenBBC

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A story about sanitary towels 🩸

#Jokes #Laugh #Comedy #Funny #lol #humor #humour #standup #comedian #standupcomedy #comedyclub

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An update on Operation Ewe Tree

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Last night I saw a shooting star. It was Alec Baldwin...

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Lately I've been having hot flushes. I think my wife's been putting chilli powder in the cistern...

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Well I've lost my @DMsAreOpenBBC streak! I had stuff in both the first series and I'm not in the 3rd series. (Didn't submit to the final 4 themes as my Dad died) Oh well! It was still a lot of fun. Well done to those that made it on!

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Ah yes, the good old English Lion. What a symbol of pure Britishness. Nothing is as British as the good old African Lion...

[Kevin Redmond @KevinRedmo84731]

@ever_england Ill be their. 🤜🏻

[Nathalie Antonia @natsantonia]

Highly recommend this boo

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Why did the coconut not speak to anyone at the fairground?

Because coconut shy...

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Yes I am into poetry, I have a collection of poems

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Damn. Posted this and then saw about 3 others doing the same joke on my TL 😂

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Yeah. The next General Election...
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[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

Stay tuned.

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No more DMs are open submissions from me this season. My Dad passed away on Sunday 😥

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

The arrogance of people who ask you to put your phone away while they're talking. Imagine thinking you're more interesting than a phone.

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I was really pleased with my voicenote submissions for the latest @DMsAreOpenBBC entries for "Brand New" and "Surprise". If they don't make it into the show I might make a compilation video of all my submitted voicenotes. Does anyone else do this?

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

TV viewers were first introduced to Royston Vasey on this day 25 years ago. https://t.co/cPK3HwBxLe

Thank you to The League Of Gentlemen for the many many laughs: @MarkGatiss @SP1nightonly @ReeceShearsmith @dysonjeremy

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@Herring1967 What joke?

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Sexist. They're WOMEN!

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

This week's British Comedy Quiz is themed around birds. Good luck! https://t.co/VgkY9cFcKz

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@ThisisDouch @MattEvans I saw him in Leeds! He was supposed to finish at 9pm, but he ended up going until 10:45! No complaints from me though. It was such a good night 😁

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@ThisisDouch @DMsAreOpenBBC

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@LuciMCummings Congrats on submitting 👏👏👏 best of luck!

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I managed to submit 2 sketches, 4 notifications and 2 voicenotes for the first 2 themes of @DMsAreOpenBBC now to relax until the next themes are announced! Good luck to everyone that submitted!