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@Haggis_UK Beth. Who the fuck do you think you are?

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@timdudderidge No. But it’s a great way for your teenage kids to earn some money…

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@MISIRG1 @amendozazuchini Always worth a laparoscope. You can spot utter futility, or often fix the problem, or at least choose a laparotomy site.

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@drkeithsiau Need to centre the image a bit better on the way down.

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@GinnyAB @HardieSurgery @BrennanSurgeon Another benefit of robotic surgery!

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@ValaAfshar No one was hurt - except the smear on the path at 59 seconds…

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@tommo8630 @noodles_nood My 16 yr old gets £450 a week for his summer job - 45 hrs a week as a lifeguard at a local pool. Might be tough to persuade him to try to qualify as a doctor!

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@JohnnyMercerUK Need to sort out your dodgy apostrophes too, if we’re going to be picky.

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@JohnnyMercerUK Awesome marching. Looks like a line dance.

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@GoughCJ Hi Chris. Don’t worry about it. They aren’t legally enforceable. I’ve got about 25 sitting on my desk. Write a single letter to them stating the facts, then file it in the bin.

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@CGreenUK Dear Chris. Do you think the Government is in charge of coronavirus? Can they steer it or switch it on and off? Good luck with the vote 👍👍

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@ClareCraigPath WTF? This is anti-vax crap. Have some self respect.

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@davidnnaumann @EwenGriffiths @jameshallesmith @LauraNaumann6 Best way of improving outcomes in emergency surgery for the elderly is laparoscopy. It’s not a popular message, but it reduces ITU stay & hospital stay, & improves survival.

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@FisherPaykelUK Need to address your customer service, chaps!! Paid £2000 for a fridge, cancelled the order a few weeks later - finding it impossible to get a refund. Embarrassing.

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