Sheikh Djibouti

Try. Fail. Repeat.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

Gesundheit.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Excellent question!

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@1jcmaxwell @VeggieBLT One can only imagine why Dexter had that many arms…

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@harpsibored You can stop playing because you have already won the game.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

I could pull this off.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

I’m no theologian but I have a feeling that if you’re selling actual salt statues of Lot’s wife, you’re missing the point of why Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed.

[Shivers @thinkingshivers]

At the Christian grocery store, anyone need anything?

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

Don’t send a boy to do a campanologist’s job.

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

Getting all the people in the back pews with my incense trebuchet

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@Sarahjdublin MAGAts will be especially pleased when they no longer have access to Botox, too.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

It’s only a matter of time before this gobshite mixes bleach and ammonia.

[Lansss @exporttosl]

Delivery 🛵

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

Store 175 baggied quarter-ounce blocks of high grade hashish.

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

175 hard boiled eggs

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

Love the fact that people out there thought that a biopic about the illicit affair between Martin Heidegger and Hannah Arendt would be box office gold.

[Ryan Haecker @RyanHaecker]

A new romantic comedy by Wes Anderson

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@TheMekon_Venus My friend, you need a Nintoaster.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

Michelin star popcorn

[猫報道 @5chmatme]

ポップコーン一つだけ食べたい時

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@THECRIMESAGA I dunno, man. He’s lost a good bit of weight, I think. And he hasn’t got ozempic neck.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

Are those the hips that launched a thousand kinks?

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

this is how unemployment starts

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@Kierkegaarddd One must admit that Sisyphus is indeed happy.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@hepimp Now then, now then.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

Qubert

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

Gente, ¿Cómo le llamarías al hijo de esta pareja?

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@NoahsArk1000 Zionists love to play the victim. The only thing they love more is calling anyone that calls them out antisemitic.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@JamieBonkiewicz Woke for the plebs. Not so woke for the Epstein class.

[Sheikh Djibouti @StuartNealon]

@FionaSmall