Stuart Schwartz

I fix the cars, I eat the pizza, I walk the dogs.

[Stuart Schwartz @StuartSchwartz3]

@NASCAR time to get with the times. Put wipers and rain tires on Cup cars. Rain delays don’t affect ANY other Motorsport. #letitrain #letsrace #nascar

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@fesshole Once walked in on my divorced parents. Dad had just finished and mom was on her way to the bathroom to spit. That was around 40 years ago and it’s still clear as day.

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@postboob Same day I saw Tool here in Winnipeg

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@PopCrave OMGGGGGGGGGG

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Took my girl for a mani pedi yesterday. She’s 11.4 kilos of solid love. #notfat #dontbodyshame #fulloflove #isntshelovely #manipedi #lovemelovemydog #mybestfriend #rescuedog #rescuedogsoftwitter #mutt #muttsoftwitter #mixedbreed #mixedbreedsoftwitter

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@JEGSPerformance F@CK

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TFW @EveLaurence likes your reply 🥰🥰 #hottestwomanintheworld

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@EveLaurence Ummm, yes, you do have the perfect body.

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@deliicateangel Ok :)

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@TheSuzieHunter Shawna Robinson, former NASCAR driver

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@schwartzstops I’ll do birthday parties for half that.

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@ArchivesDe I have the tribute hat and the 2000 Peter Max hat, but not signed :(

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@baysueb I fucking love mozzarella sticks

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@jrwhalen #thegoodson

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@baysueb She’s the best 😻

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@JudeD118 It’s disgusting

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@Wpg_Goldeyes Just give me a couple smokies and a Pepsi and some peanuts, a bag of mini donuts, some nachos and a bag of Twizzlers. And a slice from Little Pizza Heaven.

[Stuart Schwartz @StuartSchwartz3]

@fesshole In my house it was Barney and The Teletubbies. I hated them both but my three girls loved them.

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@zapizzabistro I’ve been trying to contact you guys for a month on Facebook and Instagram but I keep getting emails and texts about your specials. How about a reply?? #unsatisfied