Minkus

mainly here to reply to russian bots in all caps

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

Bored with Twitter. Deleting for a while to focus on more important things aka literally anything else

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

my mom when i wake up after 9AM

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

Today was the day Donald Trump finally became President

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...

[Buddy Project @ProjectBuddy]

Talking about suicide should be normal. No one should feel stigmatized for having a conversation about a serious global health issue. Don’t be afraid to stand up and be a voice for those lost to suicide. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

Blackout my old friend...

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

Ted Cruz finger roll LMAO

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

@BrandonMagner Long-term solutions ftw!

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

@BrandonMagner Is this assertion accurate? I don't know anything about NLRB but it sounds like your area of expertise

[Liam Donovan @LPDonovan]

If you’re confused by the sudden willingness of Senate Dems to accede to yesterday’s noms package, it makes more sense when you see they got Trump to re-up Mark Pearce for the NLRB. That’s actually an excellent trade for Schumer if confirmed. https://t.co/2dKIXYDu2I

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

Holy shit we are so fucked

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

A clear way to watch the Earth's temperature changes over the past 137 years.
(from historic & @NASA data, via @anttilip)

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

Sometime I ask myself - do I follow a person on insta because I know/like them or because they're hot? If it's the latter I smash that unfollow button cuz we're not living in that virtual fantasy land no more. I'm about that irl life #Reality2018

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

The emergence of the fist bump is the worst thing to happen to middle age white men. The confusion of going in for a handshake only to be greeted by an outstretched fist has caused white fathers years of embarrassment. In this TED talk I will expl-

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Hey do me a personal favor and don’t vote third party this year. ✊🏽🇺🇸

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

I think you meant "hit my line for that gas" 🔥🍃💣 ☠👌 #nice #shiiiiiiboiiiiiii

[Mpls/St Paul Traffic @MSP_Traffic]

A gas line has been cut at 420 69th Ave North.

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

I've been trying to call @SenateMajLdr and @RandPaul for days. Until those cowards answer their phone or clean out their voice mailboxes they can expect some strongly worded yet substantive emails from Mr. Robert Browder.

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

Halls putting "Pep talks" on their cough drops. Bitch, I'm sick af. Am I supposed to be telling my immune system to "do harder"? Wtf get outta here

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

The 2018/2019 @premierleague season starts with a beautiful penalty by world champion @paulpogba !! #POGBACK

[Minkus @Stuart_Minkus]

@rejectedjokes @sonic_hedgehog @ParamountPics @fowltown @JimCarrey @SpideyPierson22 @mitchell_lyon Jean-Ralphio as Sonic lmao