Stuart Winer

Times of Israel

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Example: Annoyed at the lack of progress in their talks, and with remarkable deft, the president orbisculated the visiting foreign minister during lunch.

[Because Language @becauselangpod]

orbisculate - (said of a citrus fruit) to squirt in the eye of the potential eater
#WotY2020

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

newsflash: you can talk about impeachment w/o tagging me.
*curtsies*

[Stuart Winer @Stuart_Winer]

@RaoulWootliff Is it half full or half empty?

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@JudahAriGross

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@RaoulWootliff Rinse and repeat.

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@RaoulWootliff @netanyahu @gantzbe Isn't asking for divine help an attempt at election tampering?

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@RaoulWootliff Is that why it is called polling day?

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@RaoulWootliff @EylonALevy Be his right-hand man?

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@RaoulWootliff @netanyahu It is jellyfish and election season. If he doesn't tread carefully, he might be stung.

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https://t.co/48WfJJSR03

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@RaoulWootliff @MEFIsrael Israel's blockade of Gaza doesn't stop Hamas budgie-smugglers.

[Raoul Wootliff @RaoulWootliff]

New @MEFIsrael poster campaign in Tel Aviv shows Ismail Haniyeh in speedos on a beach thanking Israel for allowing Qatari funds into Gaza

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@RaoulWootliff Shouldn't those payot be blue?

[Joshua Davidovich @Josh_Davidovich]

@gahl You would have had a total of nine shots of whiskey over the month of June. You should really work on your perplexingly weak tolerance if you can't keep up with that.

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https://t.co/M7oPudHF7D

[Luke Tress @luketress]

Israeli AI tech to secure runways at Beijing airports https://t.co/pW1Kon7scW via @timesofisrael

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Right now, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is apparently also minister for defense, education, justice, and health. @RaoulWootliff
https://t.co/5jA2uZuYr3

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@RaoulWootliff Yeah, Chelsea with the cup. Sickening.

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@RaoulWootliff @netanyahu Has Avner expressed an interest?