Austin Stuck House

Once a quaint duplex in Austin's hippest ZIP code. Now happily *stuck* in the live music exurb of the world and BBQ capital of Texas. Always loyal to ATX, tho.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

[croons] "Six Days on the Road and Imma Gonna Make It Home Tonight ..."

https://t.co/EaspmboRTp

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

@jmsmit03 @BeeCaveBoat @EvilMopacATX @CrestviewGate @AustinCobra1 @LakewayBeeCave @beecavebob @VisitAustinTX @TxDOT @austintexasgov Triggered, but grateful.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

@BeeCaveBoat @fox7austin Come see us out in Lockhart! Best part: No zebra mussels for several miles. 🐚 🐚 🐚

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

I feel ya.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

2020 update:

1) Yes, I’m still in Lockhart.
2) Yes, my occupants are stuck inside.
3) Yes, they’re aware of the irony.

Carry on.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

@Fake_Evil_Mopac That’s Uncle Floyd. Day-drinking problem.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

#TBT

[Christopher V. Sherman @cvsherman]

Good night, #AustinTX . Perhaps this will be gone in the morning: House stuck in south Austin street.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

Seems to be some sort of ATX Stuck Church. Maybe a Twitter account would give Mt. Gilead a few hundred follows!

[Adam Hammons @AdamH_TxDOT]

After talking with the DMV they were able to find an oversized load permit of a church this week. That permit shows its route and the trucking company. Now to call the company...

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

@AdamH_CBSAUSTIN It’s the way of my people. You wouldn’t understand.

[Adam Hammons @AdamH_TxDOT]

For a week now I've driven by these houses just sitting here off 183/71. One seems to be a church with an organ inside... today my goal is to figure out what in the name of @StuckHouseATX is going on here.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

Bye Felicia. #sxsw19

[Casey Claiborne @CaseyOnFOX7]

Traffic is so bad downtown we just got out of the car and started walking.. @fox7austin #atxtraffic #lordhelpus

[Daphne Miller @DaphneDMiller]

@statesman What brilliant company might this be? Are they related to the not-so-smart ones that move houses in this city?

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

This time it’s a vintage plane causing traffic slowdown on Ben White https://t.co/NS0Eu3FDyj

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

@mandydugan @AlyssaMGoard Sure beats six days. #justsayin

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

Is it I-35 or IH̲-35? #atxtraffic

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

NEW DETAILS: Residual delays after mobile home dislodged from under I-35 bridge https://t.co/WHeZr8MBjp

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

@EvilMopacATX I thought you just looooooved mosquito larvae.

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

Too soon. RIP @Austin_Cobra.

[KIII 3 News @kiii3news]

Salvador Cavazos said his venomous pet cobra named "Ninja" pulled a fast one Sunday night and bit him. https://t.co/8ZwlAm31UM

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

Scha·den·freu·de (ˈshä-dᵊn-ˌfrȯi-də ), noun: enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others. (orig. German, from Schaden "damage" + Freude "joy"). https://t.co/hYOgOzZ83w

[Adam Hammons @AdamH_TxDOT]

@StuckHouseATX Wait are you still stuck??

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

Bye Felicia. https://t.co/Q2i9rbKvV4

[Adam Hammons @AdamH_TxDOT]

Right now it costs $9.47 to get on the southbound express lane between 2222 and Cesar Chavez. Woof.

[christopher hart @cdh_art]

Thinking of you, @StuckHouseATX. https://t.co/xh0TAg56se

[Austin Stuck House @StuckHouseATX]

Fake Austin Stuck House. https://t.co/X0T557VSRS

[Fake Evil Mopac @Fake_Evil_Mopac]

Hey @StuckHouseATX friend of yours? https://t.co/FasnjqPYTY