Robert Wurth

Photos. I take them. A lot. I also write words into structures I call stories. Because I like to torture myself.

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@GregAbbott_TX @MayraFlores2022 Considering the blood shed in Texas recently, “bright red” is an astonishingly poor choice of words.

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@laurenboebert You appear to consider abortion evil. I take it you plan to take no legislative action against it then?

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Look, I know movie theaters have been all but abandoned since Covid, but isn’t this going just a bit too far, @SpiritHalloween 😂😂😂 https://t.co/9C2j6qNnA1

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@holygrailgames hey, gang… I emailed you on the 7th, and DM’d you here on the 20th. Any chance I can get an answer to my question yet this year?

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@holygrailgames I’m just curious how long it takes you to respond to support emails. I have a question about replacement tokens for Rallyman GT…

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Modern video games need a feature that says “it looks like you haven’t played in awhile, would you like a refresher on the controls and wtf you were doing?”

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I love murder podcasts, but let’s be honest, the format is just really fucking weird…

“And that’s when the killer cut off her head and had sex with her headless body... *switch to chipper voice* and now we’d like to tell you about our sponsor, HelloFresh!”

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@yourewrongabout I’d love to hear your take on the NRA and the myth of the “gun grabbers” they use to create fear within their supporters.

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@BuschBeer Mika began her “boozy” career by deciding to NOT shred a Tito’s squeak toy. This earned her the Instagram MyDrunkHusky. She regularly joins me at my favorite bar, and she has taste tested many beer related treats for BeerPaws, including their dog brew. #BuschCTOcontest

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I constantly and randomly jump between multiverses that are almost identical except that the item I’m looking for is not in the same place I left it in the previous reality.

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Look, I know everyone is upset, but can we just respect the fact that Daft Punk held it together long enough to not dump this on us in 2020?

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So how does this work when it’s -20 on a Tuesday? Does @runza just start dropping them on the city from helicopters or what?

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Trump finally found the votes. More votes than any other president. For impeachment.

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I picked the wrong day to stop worrying we were stuck in a 2020 time loop.

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@actuallyNPH Box One was one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had. Thank you, and I hope there will be a Box Two!!

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@realDonaldTrump Do you even know how the constitution works? Sorry...my bad. That would require reading. TWITTER IS A PRIVATE COMPANY, MORON.

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If there’s any such thing as a “good” time for the Martian invasion promised by War of the Worlds, I guess it would be now.

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If we pull this off, in a few months time, everyone trying to tell us this is no big deal will be able to smugly rub it in our faces how right they were.

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@neiltyson @neiltyson Our emotions respond to terror. You should know better.

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@SethMacFarlane Love The Orville. Know what I’d love more? A sweet model kit of The Orville. Who does the captain have to pull rank on to make this happen?