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S&P Dow Jones Indices and trade[XYZ] have joined forces to launch the first official S&P 500 perpetual contract, available exclusively on Hyperliquid.
For 69 years, the S&P 500 has been a defining reference point for global finance. Until now, access to that benchmark has been shaped by market hours, intermediaries, and geography. Today, that changes.
The S&P 500 perp is now available 24/7/365, anchored by the official index data required for deep liquidity and institutional confidence at scale.
SPDJI helped define modern indexing. They are stewards of an iconic benchmark, the standard against which portfolios across the globe are measured. We are honored to bring that legacy on-chain.
Trade[XYZ] is bringing the world's most iconic assets towards a future of global, continuous markets — a future powered by Hyperliquid.
Huge congratulations to TradeXYZ and S&P for this historic partnership. I'm honored that these teams choose to build on Hyperliquid.
Seeing official S&P500 perpetual futures launch exclusively on Hyperliquid is a validation of everyone's past years of hard work: global access to decentralized finance, perpetual futures as 24/7 price discovery, and Hyperliquid upgrading the existing financial stack to house all of finance.
The S&P500 is synonymous with "the market," a single number that captures the essence of the largest economy in the world. Looking forward to tracking the world's most important financial gauge 24/7 on the most liquid permissionless markets.
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The lowest T men can only poop at home
Autists and social anxiety types
Average mfs may be willing to drop one in a nice hotel lobby or upscale grocery store
But the bravest of men
The conquerors
Will sh*t at the gas station
Price is pushing higher, leaving behind very important lows.
Never over the past years has this sort of "bounce" created a meaningful reversal.
Will this time be different?
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HyperCore will support outcome trading (HIP-4). Outcomes are fully collateralized contracts that settle within a fixed range. They are a general-purpose primitive that are useful for applications such as prediction markets and bounded options-like instruments. There has been extensive user demand in both of these areas, and builders will likely think of novel applications as well.
Outcomes bring non-linearity, dated contracts, and an alternative form of derivative trading that does not involve leverage or liquidations. The outcome primitive expands the expressivity of HyperCore, while composing with other primitives such as portfolio margin and the HyperEVM.
Outcomes are a work in progress and currently only being tested on testnet. Canonical markets based on objective settlement sources will be deployed once technical development is complete. Canonical markets will be denominated in USDH. Pending user feedback, the infrastructure will be extended to permissionless deployment.
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The default funding rate for crypto perps has remained unchanged at 0.01% / 8 hours since Bitmex first introduced the mechanism in 2016. Now that trade[XYZ] has introduced equity perps, it’s time to rethink this baseline.
Borrow rates for traditional asset classes are closer to SOFR + 1-2%, and so today, we are reducing the funding rate across all XYZ markets by applying a scaling factor of 0.5 to Hyperliquid’s funding rate formula. This lowers baseline funding to ~5.5% annualized and results in less aggressive funding during weekend price discovery as well.
This upgrade will take place at 23:00 UTC and will apply to all XYZ perp markets.
See our docs for more details: https://t.co/dGHreb8u40
NEW: HYPERLIQUID ANNOUNCES "THE HYPERLIQUID BLOCKCHAIN WILL INTRODUCE PORTFOLIO MARGIN IN AN UPCOMING NETWORK UPGRADE. THIS FEATURE IS LIVE ON TESTNET IN PRE-ALPHA MODE"
SOURCE: https://t.co/FOdCdxvOch