Stuff Nick Says

i'm just a dude playin' a dude disguised as another dude.

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@TheAKGuy this deserves to be on gun meme review, lol

[lemon 🍋 @lemonsquirt3d]

Massive white powder spill on I35, KelTec officials appear to be at the scene.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

If you let the same guy rob you at gunpoint every day for 50 years because he promised he was “just keeping it safe” and would give it all back later.

Then one day you see him robbing your adult kids at gunpoint. Do you:

A: Realize this is insane.

B: Yell at your kids to stop complaining and just give him the money so he can pay you back.

This post definitely is not about Social Security.

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@SleeperBroncos Not according to literally anybody who watched the NFL this season...

And I didn't see the NFL put together a 55-minute highlight reel for Bo Nix like they did for Iceman.

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@yokainevermelt @richardsuwono

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@richardsuwono We LoD fans eatin' good today! Beautiful work!

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

An alleged repeat criminal offender was allowed back on our streets and killed an Air Force veteran.

This is precisely why I was the Democratic lead on the Laken Riley law.

Why is it controversial for Democrats support deporting criminal migrants?

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@Distrbeachboy @DoodlePoodle_X This is*.

I swear I hate getting old and just straight-up forgetting to type the words in my head.

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@Distrbeachboy This Torxina Ostoroth of Goldenfields, Life Domain cleric of Chauntea, who's currently about to finish out Dungeon of the Mad Mage alongside @DoodlePoodle_X's Angela Hawthorne and others. (Art by said poodle of doodles.)

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP.

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians.

It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

I would like to thank Speaker Johnson and House leadership for holding Congressman Tony Gonzales accountable for actions that have tarnished the office.

I’m looking forward to representing the district the way the people of West Texas have always deserved.

Lets get to work 🇺🇸

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@FinesseDennis @KevinByard @BearsNationCHI I think you mean "re-sign".... "resign" is what he's doing by retiring, lol

[Doodle Poodle @DoodlePoodle_X]

One of the illustrations I did for the recent @Th3ForeverDM video. A new party is gathering up at the Drowned Marid. The full piece is actually semi-animated! Check it out :)
https://t.co/j3N82z0woi
#DnD #ForgottenRealms

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@AeresChronicles @Grimonomicon @AlexJohnsonArt @LeflairZone @PaddyohCakes @ReallyRobocorn @TNerocrane @TheBasicExpert1 @DoodlePoodle_X you should get in on this XD

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@discord Will somebody please buy Discord and make them stop this Orwellian bullshit already? The idiots in charge of this company don't know how to do anything but ruin their reputation.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.

[LHGrey™️ @Grey_0G]

You keep comparing Trump to Hitler, ICE to the Gestapo, America to 1930s Germany.

Fine. Let’s play your game.

Let’s see what actually happens if the mask slips and your nightmare becomes real.

Imagine the switch flips overnight.

Trump doesn’t tweet anymore. He speaks once, calmly, on every screen at once. No more campaigns, no more debates, no more appeals to voters. Just orders.

Congress is dissolved “for the duration of the emergency.”

The courts are “reorganized.”

The media outlets that spent years calling him Hitler are shuttered in a single dawn raid...transmitters smashed, editors vanished.

The ones that remain read only what the new Ministry of Truth provides.

ICE...no longer a bureaucracy in windbreakers...steps out in crisp black uniforms with silver death’s heads on the collars.

The transformation is deliberate, theatrical, unmistakable. They don’t hide the symbolism; they revel in it.

The message is simple: resistance is obsolete.

And you?

You’re first.

Not because you’re the biggest threat...you’re not. You’re soft, disorganized, addicted to validation and dopamine hits from likes and retweets.

You’re first because you’re loud, visible, and already self-identified. The regime needs examples early, while the memory of freedom is still fresh.

Terror works best when people can still remember what they lost.

They come for you at 4 a.m.
No warrants, no livestreams, no body cams.

Black vans, no plates.
Doors kicked in.

You’re dragged out in whatever you slept in, zip-tied, hooded. Your phones are confiscated and bricked on the spot. Your social media accounts are wiped.

The algorithm no longer knows you exist.

The holding facilities aren’t the border detention centers you loved to scream about. Those were holiday camps compared to what’s built now.

These are repurposed warehouses in the middle of nowhere, ringed with razor wire and watchtowers. No NGOs, no lawyers, no press tours.

You’re stripped, hosed down with ice water, issued a gray jumpsuit with a number. Your name is never spoken again.

Interrogation is methodical. They already have everything...your posts, your group chats, your donor lists, your face from a thousand cameras. They just want you to admit what you are.

Most of you break fast. You were never trained for this; you thought courage was a hashtag. You denounce your friends for a crust of bread and a blanket.

The ones who don’t break… disappear deeper. No trials, no headlines. Just silence.

The lucky ones get shipped to the new labor camps springing up in the desert.
Guards who’ve been told you’re traitors, terrorists, enemies of the people.
A beating for looking up. A bullet for trying to run.

The unlucky ones are made examples on live broadcasts. Not many...just enough.
A show trial that lasts twenty minutes.

Then the public execution, streamed in high definition so everyone understands the new rules.

Within six months the resistance is a ghost story whispered by people who no longer dare say your names.

And the streets?

Quiet.

Just order. And fear.

That, you stupid, comfortable, historically illiterate fucks, is what actual authoritarianism looks like.

Not mean tweets.
Not “fascist” rhetoric that hurts your feelings.

Not even mass deportations of illegal immigrants...which, by the way, most of the country supports.

You take for granted the right to call the president a tyrant to his face, to burn the flag, to riot without being shot in the street...and you think that proves the tyranny is already here.

You have no idea how good you have it.

You have no idea how fast it can all vanish.

So keep rioting, keep smashing, keep comparing your democratic disappointments to the fucking Shoah.

Just understand this: the real thing, when it comes, will not announce itself with a Trump tweet.

It will arrive in the dark.
With vans.
And lists.

And by then, no one will be left to hear you scream.

💀🔪

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@gregthesorcerer @ChimeraTheKid You need a Wendy's for the "Sir, this is Wendy's" memes.

[Stuff Nick Says @StuffNickSays17]

@DoodlePoodle_X @ACulturedMan320 For once the poor girl gets a happy ending, much appreciated... XD

[Doodle Poodle @DoodlePoodle_X]

Hear ye, hear ye!
Tales From the Tables is back with episode 58:
The Yawning Portal, part 3!

Tales From t he Tables is back with episode 58: The Yawning Portal, part 3!

As our intrepid misadventurers are about to descend into Undermountain, they cross paths with a certain Moon Elf cleric!

For those who might not know, Betheniel is my wife @nala_fontaine's precious character, and Angela's longest-running companion in our real D&D campaign, having been there since the very beginning years ago. It was an absolute joy to finally give him an introductory scene in the alternate timeline of TFTT :)

Also, psst! @basedbinkie , @ARThunter_art , look closer 😇

#forgottenrealms #dungeonsanddragons #DnD #comic

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Kings of the North 👑