bruce queefer

when life gives you lemons, biden kills you with them

[bruce queefer @Stuffbrycehates]

A reality show about outdated pop stars titled “Britney’s Peers”

[matt @ruffledsavior]

i hate gay sex that's why i finish as quickly as possible when i have it

[nineinchdale @sixasscat]

i’m thinkin gay. gotta be gay

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

This has gotta be the worst celebrity photo of all time 😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Schizophrenia awareness post!

[K @knicksrevenge]

They already in her comments calling her gwynocide

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I know he’s looking up from Hell mad as fuck

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

its kinda wild being a fucked up animal because he can't really comprehend that there's anything abnormal with him he just thinks this is what being alive is like

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Therye called beans

[Horrible Lizard @horriblelizard]

good day shopkeep i would like 22 cents of loose sauerkraut please

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[c ☆ @tintafey]

every day gets more 30 rock

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Missouri is the only US state to border the same number of states as it has letters in its name

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i can’t think of someone more deserving of a perfect facelift. so happy for her