Stuart

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

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Wearing strong cologne is like advertising you haven't gotten laid since the 80's.

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I just took a dump without my phone so yeah I think I can survive in the wild.

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Face it. None of us are getting out of 2016 alive.

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Hidden perk of living alone...

I can start listening to holiday music whenever I feel like it.

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Odd musical similarities. Marilyn Manson to old Ministry. Also Morrissey could sub for Courtney Love on most Hole songs.

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These are not your Grandfather's Cubs.

Even though those are the last Cubs to be in a World Series.

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Storm Matthew sounds like a 6 year old having a tantrum. Not a killer hurricane. To be taken seriously should have named it Adolf.

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Comparing Trump and Clinton qualifications is like comparing Chicago Pizza to some place they don't serve pizza pizza.

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Everyone cheered when the circuses were shut down but now the homeless clowns want payback.

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We should elect POTUS and VP based on Twitter followers.

Welcome our new President Katy Perry and VP Justin Beiber.

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Red tie vs blue tie. #VPDebate

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Scary clown trend now spills into #VPDebate

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Stop and Frisk trigger in effect. #VPDebate

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So far Pence's hair is winning this debate. #VPDebate

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I am glad they wore different color ties or I would have trouble telling them apart. #VPDebate

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Kaine interrupting Pence works no better than when Trump interrupted Clinton. #VPDebate

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Resting Elitist Face. #VPDebate

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Tim Kaine going rogue. #VPDebate

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Wow, is that the lead singer of Pussycat Dolls moderating? #VPDebate

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Let's do this. #VPDebate