Stumped in Stumptown

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[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Regardless of your views on #RoeVsWade, we all should be terrified of an unregulated, unelected body of the government with NO checks and balances seeking to RETRACT Americans' freedoms, not ENHANCE them.

It's time to overhaul the #SupremeCourt. It is truly anti-American.

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

@Nordstrom Absolutely not your fault! ❤️ @OnTrac_Shipping, on the other hand… 🤔

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Good thing @Nordstrom doesn’t sell anything fragile. Oh, wait. 😳

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

REMEMBER: If you don't vote, you don't get to complain.

#FavoritePortlandPasttimes #GoVote #ElectionDay2018 #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Don't wait for the election results to do something revolutionary. Send in your ballot and #vote right now!

#Election2018 #WeMakeTheDifference #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

There's no driving quite like Pacific Northwest driving...
https://t.co/l4ikA59xSF #pdx #pnw #crazydriving

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

The Repeal of Net Neutrality was only the beginning... https://t.co/8fYmJlrFfP

[Eric Jacobson @EricJacobson]

If the service is free, YOU are the product.

Think: Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, WhatsApp, Snapchat, Instagram, Google...

#NetNeutrality

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Okay, Alicia, your naked tushie in downtown Portland certainly has our attention, but why is wool so bad? https://t.co/PrSWT77lXc #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Do you laika stop motion like #PDX laika's stop motion? @LAIKAStudios & @PDXArtMuseum's Animating Life opened 10/14! https://t.co/5KNaczcYtC

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

We're celebrating Friday the 13th with @LompocBeer! If you can see light through it, it isn't beer. https://t.co/FDnxXD3jXf #BeerWars #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Beer? Sure. Weirdness? Absolutely. But, pizza? #PDX makes @TheDailyMeal's Top 15 Cities in America for Great Pizza! https://t.co/mVrLtrKyWd

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Portland's nicknames #Stumptown, #RoseCity, #RipCity and #PDX make sense, but why is Portland called Slabtown? https://t.co/x2JPWn4aV5

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

The most important question of our time - which fast food restaurant do Portland's potheads prefer? https://t.co/W2C0UEEUt0 #ImLovinIt #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

It's deja-Voodoo all over again as private equity buys into Portland icon @VoodooDoughnut! https://t.co/ZzH32pZ6gv #KeepPortlandWeird #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

All the poop that's fit to scoop: @OffTheWaffle may have the Best Restroom in America! https://t.co/LLV73ae9vy #KeepPortlandWeird #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Surely, Stumptown's airport didn't drop to 5th place on @JDPower's survey?!

...and don't call me Shirley!

https://t.co/jr3brmZoKq #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

99 bottles of beer on the wall? #PDX will take care of that in a hurry! Ever wonder why beer is popular in Portland? https://t.co/mX7zTGaYNT

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Arrrr, mateys! #TalkLikeAPirateDay bewilders us so we got the scurvy on how it started and why #pdx adores it so! https://t.co/yArYjtbd6b

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Why is Portland called Rip City? Sometimes, truth is so much stranger than fiction. https://t.co/6J6CHTpAwx #KeepPortlandWeird #pdx

[Stumped in Stumptown @StumpedInPDX]

Today's #RaceForTheCure could get a little bitchy - in a good way - as @KomenOregon lets dogs join the cause! https://t.co/NCraAtMGul #pdx